Knights Contract

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Knights Contract

Postby Matt » 02 Apr 2012, 09:37

Zombie-proof chest sounds like a great thing to have.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5547-Knights-Contract

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Re: Knight's Contract

Postby Geoff_B » 02 Apr 2012, 10:00

This game is called Knights Quest. Grammar fail :D
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Re: Knight's Contract

Postby Gap Filler » 02 Apr 2012, 10:37

Is it just me or does the main character look uncannily like Bill?
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Re: Knight's Contract

Postby Graham » 02 Apr 2012, 11:31

Geoff_B wrote:This game is called Knights Quest. Grammar fail :D

Contract, even. :D
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Re: Knights Contract

Postby aeric90 » 02 Apr 2012, 12:32

So a contract for many knights to sign. Make sense cause there are many knights in the game right?... Right?
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Re: Knight's Contract

Postby Geoff_B » 02 Apr 2012, 12:56

Graham wrote:
Geoff_B wrote:This game is called Knights Quest. Grammar fail :D

Contract, even. :D


Point to you. Reading fail on my part :D Why did I think quest when I'd just watched the thing? :D
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Re: Knights Contract

Postby Flewellyn » 03 Apr 2012, 15:16

So, what does Mr. I'm Too Cool To Die have to do with the wise women being persecuted and stuff? It's almost like video game intro cutscenes are getting less and less coherent.

Funny commentary, though.
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Re: Knights Contract

Postby plummeting_sloth » 04 Apr 2012, 06:14

So he can heal instantly from any injury, even to the point of filling in vast holes in his chest (and clothes) but... still have the scars on the face, huh big guy?
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Re: Knights Contract

Postby Geoff_B » 04 Apr 2012, 06:26

Scars are part of being I'm Too Cool To Die
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