Dead Space 3

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Dead Space 3

Postby Kathleen » 19 Aug 2013, 11:17

Boundless energy, or not turning into a horrible monster? In Dead Space 3, nobody can hear you scream after you make a really, really stupid decision.
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby Bebop Man » 19 Aug 2013, 12:25

You know I'm sitting here halfway-ish around the world drinking my coffee and thinking what luck it is some Canadian dudes are out there being funny for everyone every Monday. Big hug from Argentina.
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby Clypheous » 19 Aug 2013, 13:02

So, I just watched "The Empire Strikes Back" last weekend. Paul's last line almost killed me just now.

I have to agree with Graham's oft repeated point throughout. Why not just stop building them? And destroy all the ones ever built. And kill everyone who knows how to build them and destroy all plans for ever building one again. It worked for Attila!
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby CaptainSpam » 19 Aug 2013, 15:25

Black markers? Damn. I didn't know my Sharpies had that much power. I really gotta stop using them, then.
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby Drecon » 20 Aug 2013, 10:04

That 'alive space' thing is gonna give me nightmares...
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby plummeting_sloth » 21 Aug 2013, 20:11

But what if all space was filled with puppies and enough air not to make that reality a horror.

The "Well let's go back to using markers for energy" after seemingly being capable of massive interstellar flight argument reminds me a bit of the "The machines used humans for energy... after the discovery of a new form a fusion" bit from the Matrix backstory. Hey guys...I think I found some transitionary dead weight in your fuel equations you can probably cut out at this point.
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Re: Dead Space 3

Postby Drecon » 22 Aug 2013, 01:10

You do know those puppies are gonna poop right?
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