Phailhaüs - 18

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Phailhaüs - 18

Postby Graham » 22 Jan 2009, 17:16

To be clear, the poodle didn't actually eat an infant.
The monkey did fling poop though.
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Postby DmitriW » 22 Jan 2009, 17:24

Woo new Phail--ALREADY!

Kathleen's little wave at the end thoroughly amused me.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 22 Jan 2009, 17:28

Adam seems very...plastic. I'm not sure, something very "eery valley" about him this time around that's seriously creeping me out...
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Postby DmitriW » 22 Jan 2009, 17:30

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Adam seems very...plastic. I'm not sure, something very "eery valley" about him this time around that's seriously creeping me out...


Uncanny valley is uncanny. *nods*
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Postby iEatNinjaZ » 22 Jan 2009, 17:32

Woot!
Another serving of Phail!
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Postby TehXmasGhost » 22 Jan 2009, 17:36

I am so phull of Phail that i almost threw up, i shoulda phried it
Ahhh, i can't think of anything. I hate to sound like a douchebag, but I'm almost completely lost in Geometry now >_>
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Postby DmitriW » 22 Jan 2009, 17:40

...is that a new logo screen?
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Postby Graham » 22 Jan 2009, 17:45

DmitriW wrote:...is that a new logo screen?

New and in widescreen.

All the graphics are new actually.
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Postby DmitriW » 22 Jan 2009, 17:46

I knew they looked off...couldn't find the old font?
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Postby Master Gunner » 22 Jan 2009, 17:52

w00t! Phail!

Also, Graham's head is fucking HUUUUUUUGE when I fullscreen the video. I'm going to have to try that on my father's 32-incher instead of my measly 26. And I can see the individual hairs in his beard. Awesome. You don't get that kind of quality on youtube.
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Postby Jillers » 22 Jan 2009, 18:09

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Postby Graham » 22 Jan 2009, 18:12

DmitriW wrote:I knew they looked off...couldn't find the old font?

It's exactly the same font.
All that changed is the "LoadingReadyRun presents"
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Postby Kevco » 22 Jan 2009, 18:14

Alright, go Phailhaus!!!

Oh, and yay Steelers too.

Is Matt ever going to start phailing again, or has he found something else to do in his time?
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Postby the amativeness » 22 Jan 2009, 18:18

Graham wrote:
DmitriW wrote:I knew they looked off...couldn't find the old font?

It's exactly the same font.
All that changed is the "LoadingReadyRun presents"


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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 22 Jan 2009, 18:36

Kevco wrote:Alright, go Phailhaus!!!

Oh, and yay Steelers too.

Is Matt ever going to start phailing again, or has he found something else to do in his time?
He's probably not there, this one was clearly filmed at Kathleen's apartment.
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Postby Kdz » 22 Jan 2009, 19:50

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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 22 Jan 2009, 20:17

Master Gunner wrote:I'm going to have to try that on my father's 32-incher instead of my measly 26.

Ehh?
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Postby ecocd » 22 Jan 2009, 20:21

Honey, Jam and Pickles in a blender would be one of the lighter Iron Stomach Challenges ... except for Graham. muah ha ha ha

I suppose if you throw some worms and Amish baked goods, you might have something. If only worms weren't really food.
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Postby Master Gunner » 22 Jan 2009, 20:39

Dominic Appleguard wrote:
Master Gunner wrote:I'm going to have to try that on my father's 32-incher instead of my measly 26.

Ehh?
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Postby gryffinp » 22 Jan 2009, 21:18

Re: the purse-snatching old lady

I cannot conceive of how someone can get run over by their own car twice. seriously. I'm trying to imagine it happening and failing. It just... doesn't compute.
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Postby Kdz » 22 Jan 2009, 21:32

One of my dad's ex-girlfriends ran over his foot backing out of the driveway, and stopped right on top of it when he yelled.

Didn't do a thing. No broken bones, nothing. And he was in a regular pair of leather loafers. So it happens.
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Postby Evil Jim » 22 Jan 2009, 21:38

Another word for Thesaurus is Synomory.

It's good to see more Phailhaus again. I'm looking forward to seeing more Pics of the Day. I enjoy these more than the usual funny pictures on the internet because they were actually sent in by fellow viewers & we can get a little more backstory on it.
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Postby Shandi » 23 Jan 2009, 01:52

This was Ashley's birthday. Yay! K done
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 23 Jan 2009, 02:17

Quite recently I was watching a documentary about wine-making involving James May and Oz Clarke and was quite surprised to see James' penis as he clambered into a large hot tub full of wine with Oz.

Had the scene been cut just half a second shorter it'd have been missed entirely and the scene would still show him climbing in.
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Postby Ransom » 23 Jan 2009, 02:27

Kathleen is looking awfully skinny these days.

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