Kaladesh Nicknames

[Ladsworld]

I've made every nickname thread since BFZ and I don't intend on stopping now!
Speedway Fanatic - Daytona USA
Ovalchase Dragster - Now THIS is Podracing
Aerial Responder - Vampire Whitehawk
Inspiring Vantage - TALL HOUSE
Concealed Courtyard - LOW SPACE
Botanical Sanctum - PLANT SHACK

[chetoos]

Demon of Sinister Schemes - "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a massacre wurm!"

[AdmiralMemo]

Gives +1/+1 to servos and thopters? Clearly...

Trinket Mastercraft = Build-a-Bear Workshop

[Ladsworld]

Nissa, Vital Force - Inexplicably here
Madcap Experiment - (Mad Scientist Laugh)

[chetoos]

Impeccable Timing - It's longer, but "Impeccable timing, your majesty" I love me some Lion King references.

[WriterRaven]

Live Fast - Yo
Die Young - Lo

[Phi]

Cataclysmic Gearhulk - Cataclysmech / Tragically Arrogant Gundam
Torrential Gearhulk - Snapcaster Mech / Scrapcaster Mage
Tezzeret's Ambition - Tezzeret's Lack of Ingenuity
Multiform Wonder - Enerling
Filigree Familiar - Solemn Puppylacrum
Impeccable Timing - Suddenly Ajani

[Ladsworld]

Noxious Gearhulk - Mechrataal
Impeccable Timing - BY GOD THAT'S AJANI'S MUSIC
Cathartic Reunion - Hug it Out
Skywhaler's Shot - shoot him with ur crossbow steve

[Kogarashi]

Filigree Familiar - Tiny Pelakka Wurm

[WriterRaven]

Renegade Freighter - No Brakes On The Trample Train

[Ladsworld]

Smuggler's Copter - Looter Scooter
Tidy Conclusion - "Happy Ending"

[Re'ozul]

Angel of Invention - "4 Swords yet no Double strike?"
Demon of Dark schemes - Deon of Dank Memes; Chain Massacre
Toolcraft Exemplar - Tim Taylor
Fumigate - Fairground Cleansing
Confiscation Coup - Copyright Dispute
Gonti, Lord of Luxury - "I've got your Answers"
Lathnu, Hellion - "NO, this is why we have an entire phase called UPKEEP"
Master Trinketeer - Gepetto
Paradoxical Outcome - 'I can't drink possible beers, I need actual beers.'
Padeem Consul of Innovation - Excellent
Midnight Oil - The Night before the Deadline
Skyship Stalker - Tiger AND Dragon
Janjeet Sentry - Magnaguard; Voltaic E
Gearshift Ace - Proof that Kaladesh uses manual Transmissions
Minister of Inquiries - Big Brother
Maulfist Doorbuster - It's his name
Elegant Edgecrafters - Literal Edgelords
Servo Exhibition - Build the Alarm
Aether Meltdown - Aethersurge
Embraal Bruiser - Embrawl Bruiser
Visionary Augmenter - Ripley
Weaponcraft Enthusiast - More of a Zealot really; Reaper Cosplayer
Harnessed Lightning - IT'S DEAD,IT'S DEAD

[WriterRaven]

Toolcraft Exemplar - Tim Taylor

Ceremonious Rejection - "I don't think so, Tim."

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Maulfist Doorbuster - Knock Knock, who's there? PAIN.
Spireside Infiltrator - Sparky Pilot
Wily Bandar - Two Great Tastes That Don't Taste Great Together
Bastion Mastodon - Bastiodon
Metalwork Colossus - Buy three cars, and you'll get a city-wrecking construct absolutely free!

[Re'ozul]

Consulate Surveillance - Project PRISM
Glint-Nest Crane - Magpies
Morbid Curiosity - Reverse Engineering
Speedway Fanatic - WOOOOOOOOOO
Furious Reprisal - 'What did you call my mom?'
Ovalchase Daredevil - Nicki Lauda

[Ladsworld]

Maulfist Doorbuster - "Knock Knock it's Knuckles" or "Knock knock get the door it's religion."
Thriving Rhino - Thrino
Veteran Motorist - Scry for some reason
Eager Construct - OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
Inventor's Apprentice - Nerd Ape

[Re'ozul]

Does anyone have any thematically linked nicknames for the Gearhulks?
Best I've got so far is an alliteration cycle comparing them to the titans.

Cataclysmic Gearhulk - Tragic Titan
Torrential Gearhulk - Torrential Titan
Noxious Gearhulk - Terror Titan
Combustible Gearhulk - Tribute Titan
Verdurous Gearhulk - Timber Titan

Also a tortured Analogy trying to force nickanmes:

A
Balanced - Cataclysmic
Breakfast - Verdurous
with
Snap - Torrential
Crackle - Combustible
and
Pop - Noxious

[Artirian_Legacy]

Impeccable Timing - Whitening Strike

[GlibReaper]

Impeccable Timing - "Maggle, that's Ajani's music!"

[emilyispink]

Eager Construct - PARTY SCRY

[Eigt]

Prakhata Pillar-Bug - Roomba (it's a robot that cleans the floor!)

[AffinityForPie]

Self-Assembler - Squadron Bot


Squadron Bots, assemble!

[eostby]

Combustible Gearhulk: Rock and a Hard Place (because that's where you are when choosing for its ETB effect, as my opponents discovered tonight)

[square1]

I know this a little late but after playing with and against this a bunch:

Longtusk Cub - Snowball