The Sex Thread
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Matt - I want to thank you, individually. Aside from the whole LRR vids and such, you yourself provide me with a great deal of funnies throughout a week. You iz appreciated.
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I feel this thread needs more emasculation. It pleases me.
Anyone wanna kick Lying while he's down? I got nothing.
Anyone wanna kick Lying while he's down? I got nothing.
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I love you guys so much sometimes.
bwahahaha
<3
bwahahaha
<3
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Oh how I love this thread. And how predictable human behavior can be.
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I can't lose an argument to Mimm, ever.
It's in the relationship contract.
It's in the relationship contract.
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I want to propose that Lying's genitals be permanently renamed 'The Poorly Made Pancake'.
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I'm thinking someone didn't read the fine print. I'm guessing there is a clause somewhere that says you'll never KNOW you lost an argument to Mimm... but you'll undoubtedly lose.
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metcarfre wrote:Seconded!
Edit;CAN I GET A FORUM RANK UP IN THIS BUSINESS!?!
THIS. DO THIS.
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Thus concludes Lyings lession of Kiss+Tell leading to Hell Hath No Fury.
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
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As hilarious and true as I find every one of the above posts, I have been asked to "fix it"..
So guys, please stop picking on Lying, as he;s insecure enough already.
Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him, so he's gotta be doing something right.
So guys, please stop picking on Lying, as he;s insecure enough already.
Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him, so he's gotta be doing something right.
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Mad Madam Mimm wrote:Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him, so he's gotta be doing something right.
Best statement in my defence ever.
Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
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I wanted to reply:
But I felt like that was too mean.
Mad Madam Mimm wrote:Plus, in his defence, I'm still with him...
Theremin wrote:...out of pity? You were gonna say out of pity, right?
But I felt like that was too mean.
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OK, fun is over.
We're just messing with you, Lying. You know how much of an important fixture you are around here and every prominent figure has to take a few licks now and then.
Anyway... I think the last sexual topic we touched on was porn, which goes nicely for all of you a few pages back who were complaining about being virgins and having nothing to contribute.
So, what do you look for in a good porno?
We're just messing with you, Lying. You know how much of an important fixture you are around here and every prominent figure has to take a few licks now and then.
Anyway... I think the last sexual topic we touched on was porn, which goes nicely for all of you a few pages back who were complaining about being virgins and having nothing to contribute.
So, what do you look for in a good porno?
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Implied pity is sort of hard to include in a good porno, more suitable for a teen sex comedy.
Oddly, though I don't look for porn often, I look for stuff with decent plots and writing. Idiocy and poor-dialogue really suck the fun out of it all.
Oddly, though I don't look for porn often, I look for stuff with decent plots and writing. Idiocy and poor-dialogue really suck the fun out of it all.
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Regular porn has become so dull to me that I actually have to have theme nights now.
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All porn produced west of the Netherlands is useless to me at this point.
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Now I want pancakes... Warm, buttery, syrupy pancakes.
Hmmm... IHOP may be in the near future...
Hmmm... IHOP may be in the near future...
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
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as we all know, the IHOP is the sexiest place ever....
...as long as pancakes are your turn-on. Really delicious and decadent pancakes.... like... these pancakes are soooo obscene it should be illegal to sell them.
I want pancakes.
...as long as pancakes are your turn-on. Really delicious and decadent pancakes.... like... these pancakes are soooo obscene it should be illegal to sell them.
I want pancakes.
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