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Graham · Postby **Graham** » 13 Aug 2007, 15:53

This week, guest starring Kathleen again! But with more weird news and less questions.

Germany... again, where would we be without you?

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:02

So, what is more efficient, chucking chickens or startling them?

Corax · Postby **Corax** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:06

god i hate that song about boba fett, mostly funny tho, kathleen is becoming less irritating.

meisbored · Postby **meisbored** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:12

For some odd reason, Graham's startled chicken impression caused some serious lollage here.

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:20

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooong

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

Surprisingly very, very funny even at the lack of Morgan. I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean Kathleen you were almost as funny as Morgan. It's a compliment, see?

...Kinda?

I enjoyed it a lot, laughed out loud a few times. A couple times at the beginning the editing style wasn't QUITE the same, instead of just a jumpcut there was a spot of blackness, then the cut to Kathleen...Small detail, but it was fixed as it went on.

Yayz, a real WT again! Thanks

meisbored · Postby **meisbored** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:22

JesterJ. wrote:Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooong

Damn, I meant to mention that :lol:

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 13 Aug 2007, 17:08

Thanks Kathleen! ♥

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 13 Aug 2007, 17:24

... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?

The Sound Guy · Postby **The Sound Guy** » 13 Aug 2007, 17:29

On the topic of strange names and the governments that authorise them, you should look no further than the idiots in Ottawa. I saw a patient a few years back, a 14 yr old girl, and this poor girl was stuck with the first name of "Porntip"!!! I shit you not, and this wasn't one of those ethnic conflicts with immigrants where you get people coming from India with names like "Ramandeep" or "Sukhdeep" where the pronounciation just suffers in the translation, no no, this girl was caucasion...

Misty · Postby **Misty** » 13 Aug 2007, 18:13

All I have to say is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Seriously, that was great! So glad that the WTs have made their return

(now all we need is Morgan, and everything'll be back to normal)

Kathleen · Postby **Kathleen** » 13 Aug 2007, 19:01

Corax wrote:god i hate that song about boba fett, mostly funny tho, kathleen is becoming less irritating.

Oh good, because it's you I'm aiming to please.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 13 Aug 2007, 19:28

Very funny, I enjoyed it a lot. I'm gonna have to work on my own whatever thing intro and stuff. Too bad the animated one i made didn't work.

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 13 Aug 2007, 19:29

It's as though all the awesome from the last update were instead squeezed into one Whatever Thing.

Kathleen, Graham, that was fanstatic. What do we need Morgan for, again?

Faye · Postby **Faye** » 13 Aug 2007, 19:31

NecroVale wrote:... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?

Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient. But you do make a solid point.

I miss Morgan though

But Kathleen is cool too... adding a bit of femininity to the LRR crew~ You kinda need that balance after a while.. or maybe it's just me.

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 13 Aug 2007, 19:49

Faye wrote:Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient.

Men have breasts. If they didn't have any, women would have infinitely more breasts.

I do miss Morgan... but Kathleen is more than adequately picking up the slack.

Kathleen · Postby **Kathleen** » 13 Aug 2007, 20:04

The Pious Flea wrote:It's as though all the awesome from the last update were instead squeezed into one Whatever Thing.

Kathleen, Graham, that was fanstatic. What do we need Morgan for, again?

Beefcake.

Lord Chrusher · Postby **Lord Chrusher** » 13 Aug 2007, 20:40

Startle a Chicken LLP is the new part of the Confuse a Cat group incorperating Amaze a Vole Ltd, Stun a Stoat Ltd, Puzzle a Puma Ltd, Startle a Thompson's Gazelle Ltd, Bewilderebeest Inc, Distract a Bee, Disorient a Dromedary GmbH, Ostracize an Ostrich AG, Blackball a Blackbird LP, Muddle a Mammoth SA and Fuss a Flamingo NV.

meisbored · Postby **meisbored** » 13 Aug 2007, 20:50

Lord Chrusher wrote:Startle a Chicken LLP is the new part of the Confuse a Cat group incorperating Amaze a Vole Ltd, Stun a Stoat Ltd, Puzzle a Puma Ltd, Startle a Thompson's Gazelle Ltd, Bewilderebeest Inc, Distract a Bee, Disorient a Dromedary GmbH, Ostracize an Ostrich AG, Blackball a Blackbird LP, Muddle a Mammoth SA and Fuss a Flamingo NV.

Extra-long Monty Python Reference FTW

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 13 Aug 2007, 21:39

Like (a SHOL uh) "ASSHOLE", (shi-THAY-ed) "SHITHEAD", and (AB-sid-ay) "ABCDE", Superman will be among the group of those whose names will get their asses kicked.

Captain_Anarchy · Postby **Captain_Anarchy** » 13 Aug 2007, 21:41

mc chris FTW!

Sieg Reyu · Postby **Sieg Reyu** » 13 Aug 2007, 22:13

Faye wrote:
NecroVale wrote:... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?

Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient. But you do make a solid point.

I miss Morgan though But Kathleen is cool too... adding a bit of femininity to the LRR crew~ You kinda need that balance after a while.. or maybe it's just me.

100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples. Silly people and your not knowing of the property of apples.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 13 Aug 2007, 23:24

Sieg Reyu wrote:100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples.

Except Morgan has no apples, while Kathleen has two breasts and Paul has Three PS3s. Also, he has this Apple...

Yeah, you kinda walked right into that one.

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 14 Aug 2007, 02:57

tak197 wrote:
Sieg Reyu wrote:100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples.

Except Morgan has no apples, while Kathleen has two breasts and Paul has Three PS3s. Also, he has this Apple...

Yeah, you kinda walked right into that one.

Actually, Morgan does have an apple.

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 14 Aug 2007, 03:35

Cruisin' Mos Espa, in my Delorian,
War's over, I'm a peacetime Mandalorian.
My story has stumped star wars historians
Deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans.

Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate,
First and second defense, I won't hesitate.
Got a job to do and Darth's the guy that delegates,
Got something against Skywalker someone he really hates.

I don't give a fuck, I'm after Solo,
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo.
Gotta make the money, credits no good,
When the jawas runs the shop in your neighborhood.

Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook,
Let's make this quick 'cuz I'm really booked.
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil,
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

My backpacks, got jets.
Well I'm Boba, the Fett.
Well I bounty hunt, for Jabba Hut, to finance my Vette.
Well I chill in deep space,
A mask is over my face.
Well I deliever the prize, but I still narrow my eyes, 'cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get Down!

~MC Chris~

korri · Postby **korri** » 14 Aug 2007, 06:36

woo hoo for the wt to be back...

and really random question, does anyone else call asphalt "macadam" or is that just a pennsylvannia thing?

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