Bros Clubbing Bros
March 22nd, 2011

Posted by Matt

This week’s video is live, and it’s a shiny new commodoreHUSTLE. Check it out by clicking right… here.

Ha! Got you! Seriously though you can find it here.

This episode of commodoreHUSTLE retells the true story of how Jer made Alex’s (and to a lesser extent everyone else’s) life miserable for a period of weeks surrounding Desert Bus for Hope, and the ultimate retribution Alex finally wrought upon him. There’s no describing the vileness of club soda, it’s something one has to experience for themselves. It actually is just fizzy water and baking soda, and that’s exactly what it tastes like, but worse, by nature of it’s being some unholy mixture of the two. Truly, it is the worst of all drinks. Go try one sometime. Then cry yourself to sleep.

Unskippable this week was R.U.S.E. You can check that here.



  1. *sips begrudgingly*

    Comment by Naturality — March 22, 2011 @ 12:39 pm

  2. Fucking hell, I can’t believe Matt just clubbed me.

    *slurps the drink incredibly loudly and obnoxiously*

    Comment by Kyogissun — March 22, 2011 @ 1:45 pm

  3. You could just drink it without breathing out of your nose, thus never tasting it. The only things you’d pick up on would be “texture” and tounge stimulants.

    That’s how I sometimes get away with eating or drinking really horrific things :D

    Comment by Merrymaker_mortalis — March 22, 2011 @ 4:17 pm

  4. This reminded me of the podcast for Toothy Smile, when Alex “iced” Graham with an Iced Tea…and then Ray iced Alex with an Arizona Tall Boy. Good times all around. Loved the video!

    Comment by J. Edwards — March 22, 2011 @ 4:46 pm

  5. Whats this?! Why sir I fail to see the humor in taking advantage of my allergy to baking soda by forcing a bottle of the vile substance’s liquid form upon me.

    Comment by Blackie62 — March 22, 2011 @ 6:01 pm

  6. slightly disappointed the link wasn’t to fear of matt

    Comment by trymantha — March 22, 2011 @ 6:07 pm

  7. you bastard! clubbing me! how dare you!
    I agree that club soda is the bastard child of fizzy drinks and water.
    but still a hilarious episode.

    Comment by Dex — March 22, 2011 @ 7:18 pm

  8. Bros Clubbing Bros was funny during Desert Bus, and it was funny during the podcast, but the meme was played out by the time this video premiered. This might be a first: a video that’s funniest to people who -aren’t- devoted followers of LRR’s antics. On the bright side, however, Alex’s club soda bandoliers made me laugh alound.

    Comment by Slack Mesa — March 22, 2011 @ 11:21 pm

  9. This still meme hasn’t worn out for me and I keep up with them mostly. My favorite memory of Desert Bus is now recreated on LRR video. :) *Wargarrrble slirrrp*

    Comment by Danielle Pepin — March 23, 2011 @ 9:00 am

  10. … I just got clubbed. *chuuuuuuuuuuuuuug* e_e Well played.

    Comment by KingOfDoma — March 23, 2011 @ 5:13 pm



    Comment by Veritasiness — March 23, 2011 @ 8:25 pm

  12. Clever girl..

    Comment by KanOzna — March 24, 2011 @ 1:12 am

  13. My friends were inspired by your vid to start playing this. It’s pretty funny since whenever they get someone they mark the can and put it on display =P

    Comment by RudePoppy — April 12, 2011 @ 9:06 pm

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