Cash Cats
April 18th, 2011

Posted by Matt


It’s a new commodoreHUSTLE! With Cats!

In keeping with the HUSTLE series, this is again based loosely on real events. Yes, Kathleen’s cat Annika starred in a video on the internet featuring him with his head stuck in a bag (you can find that here). Yes, said website does pay for videos, and yes, we have previously tried to leverage that to our advantage. Also true: I am not a cat person. The internet may be, but I most certainly am not. Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate cats, I just don’t really have any use for them. As per the video, if some catastrophic event suddenly eliminated all cats from this plane of existence, you would find me largely indifferent to the situation. I might celebrate by enjoying a cupcake. Over the several years I’ve known them, I’ve found Kathleen’s cats very tolerable, but they’ve never really managed to win me over. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here cuddling my puppy. Daww.

Unskippable this week was Atelier Rorona. You can catch that here.


  1. Team Matt shirt is next preorder.

    Comment by NJ — April 18, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

  2. Oh man, that puppy’s adorable! Matt, you should totally be in more videos, you haven’t been in a lot recently.

    Comment by SachaK — April 18, 2011 @ 7:21 pm

  3. Matt’s puppy is no longer that small, don’t be fooled.
    It is huge now.

    Comment by Xix — April 18, 2011 @ 7:36 pm

  4. PUPPY!
    obviously not that small now but still adorable.
    I agree with NJ, Team Matt shirts should be made!

    Comment by Dex — April 18, 2011 @ 8:03 pm

  5. Do a Team Matt t-shirt!

    Comment by Aristes — April 18, 2011 @ 8:06 pm

  6. Team Matt shirts should be made.

    But the puppy is SO ADORABLE! Awwwwwwwwww :)

    Comment by PrayerOfRefugee — April 18, 2011 @ 9:25 pm

  7. Puppies are always adorable.

    Even when they grow up.

    Comment by Pindelskin — April 19, 2011 @ 12:59 am

  8. Lol at the people commenting on the cat video who have no idea what’s going on.

    Comment by Joe — April 19, 2011 @ 8:27 am

  9. Are we ever gonna see that Twiddle video?

    Comment by Megacherv — April 19, 2011 @ 11:29 am

  10. Matt’s performance was terrific in this. He has really improved over the last months.

    Please, PLEASE don’t feature your TV’s annoying blinking blue light so prominently in your videos anymore (see 0:30-0:45 if you don’t know what I’m talking about). It ruining a Phailhaüs is bad enough, but not the main videos too :(

    I love the fact that while Kathleen runs off calling for Khaavren he can be seen in back, actually lurking in the shadows and watching them ^^.

    Comment by Rosenfeldt — April 19, 2011 @ 11:56 am

  11. I would just like to point out that when you say:

    “if some catastrophic event suddenly eliminated all cats from this plane of existence, you would find me largely indifferent to the situation. I might celebrate by enjoying a cupcake…”

    you are hardly being indifferent. Celebrate seems to say you would take pleasure in such an event.

    I’m on to you Matt.



    Comment by Kathleen — April 19, 2011 @ 4:59 pm

  12. Thus “largely indifferent” and “might celebrate” qualified statements.

    That is, mostly indifferent, and if I were to celebrate, it might be by way of a simple celebratory indulgence, rather than throwing, say, a “good riddance cats” Gala ball and fireworks show. Nothing too outlandish or ornate. Yknow, because i wouldn’t want to look like a dick about it.


    Comment by Matt — April 19, 2011 @ 6:20 pm

  13. I like cats, but I would still go to a “good riddance cats” Gala ball. Especially if Matt was hosting it.

    Comment by cc — April 20, 2011 @ 9:22 am

  14. So what you’re saying is you don’t want to actually admit you dislike cats?

    I have it on good authority you secretly like them. :P

    Comment by Kathleen — April 20, 2011 @ 6:37 pm

  15. Kathleen’s imagination is an authority

    Comment by Warfreak2 — April 22, 2011 @ 5:36 pm

  16. Might I inquire as to why this post about puppies and kitties has been marked with a “porn” tag?

    Comment by AngryPeanut — April 23, 2011 @ 10:37 pm

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