A long time ago, the Earth was different. Strange beasts roamed a place that existed without boundaries or borders. If you or I had been there to see them the beasts would have seemed like gods, or maybe monsters. The beasts did not think of themselves as anything other than what they were. Their names were Ta’xet and Tia. Dzalarhons and Kaiti. They governed life and death, the volcanoes, the sea, and when new episodes of Commodore Hustle would be released.

OK, maybe not, but it has been quite a while since we released a full, non-Beej related episode of Commodore Hustle. In this episode, exciting and dangerous things happen, AND a convertible is driven. It’s basically the coolest thing we’ve ever shot, so go watch it!

This week is also exciting because Unskippable is back to JRPGs! Graham and Paul are riffing The Guided Fate Paradox. And a good thing too, otherwise the opening cutscene might be so boring its fatal. Tune in for part 2 next week!

And finally, this week’s episode of CheckPoint+ is Kickstopper. I’m back and we discuss things like Kickstarter completion rates, Need For Speed and joy of joys, we have more news about Final Fantasy XIII-3! Really, it’s the sequel that keeps on giving.