Only slightly exaggerated from real life.
I've read the FAQ and I don't think this works.
How does this keep happening!?
It's everything you'd ever want, and more.
How do we keep finding ourselves in these situations?
I don't see why everyone has a problem with them...
We used to be really close and just lost touch.
Trust me, I can read this perfectly.
There's something about one of you...
Don't worry, I've done this two or three times before.
Everybody's looking for love.
I got EXACTLY what you asked for.
Without enforcement, it's a slippery slope.
He was too beautiful to live.
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs.
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice.
Still available, act quickly!
We should screen these guests.
I don't know about you but I'm fantastic.
Halls, decked. Mind, clear.