(Daily Drop and Desert Bus hidden by default)
May 07, 2012
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Intro to an epic fantasy game or Power Rangers action scene? You decide.
Jul 16, 2012
Max Payne 3, Part 1
The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.
Apr 21, 2014
Ni no Kuni - Shortest Quest Ever
Starring Ron Perlman as... well, pretty much everything over 6 feet tall.
Aug 25, 2014
Killzone: Shadow Fall
Killzone: Shadow Fall's opening sequence raises so many questions, but provides so few answers.
Aug 09, 2010
Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.
Jan 31, 2011
Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom
The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.
Jan 23, 2012
Cursed Crusade
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.
Aug 26, 2013
Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1
E3 would definitely be more entertaining if it was like this game.
Jul 14, 2014
The Witch and the Hundred Knight
Man, little one-eyed blobs have it rough in the fantasy world.
Jun 18, 2012
White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1
The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.
Sep 19, 2011
Sonic and the Black Knight
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.
Aug 23, 2010
Epic Mickey
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.
Nov 08, 2010
White Knight Chronicles Part 2
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.
May 06, 2013
Resident Evil 6
Graham and Paul do their best to make it through the daunting opening of Resident Evil 6.
Jul 21, 2014
The Witch and the Hundred Knight 2
The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire[…]
Feb 16, 2015
Assassin's Creed: Rogue - Corporate Espionage
What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings?
Aug 12, 2013
Metro: Last Light, Part Two
Graham and Paul go further down the rabbit hole that is the Moscow metro.
Dec 03, 2012
Silent Hill: Downpour, Part One
In the first leg of Silent Hill: Downpour they take a good long look at Phillip Seymour Hoffman in prison.
Aug 02, 2010
Jumper: Griffin's Story
And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.
Sep 03, 2012
The Witcher 2, Part 1
Since leaving the PS2 in the past where it belongs, Paul and Graham enter this century.
Jun 16, 2014
E3 Trailers 2014 - Hype Train Edition!
E3 pulled out all the stops this year, to give us the best game (trailers) ever!
Aug 18, 2014
Amazing Spider-Man 2
In this game, we learn that Spider-man has all the powers of a spider - ability to climb walls, create webs[…]
May 28, 2012
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Worst place to wake up after a night of drinking? Dead body pile.
Mar 18, 2013
Halo 4
Before you ask, no, we still don't get to see what Master Chief looks like under the helmet.
Sep 12, 2011
Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers
It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting.
Jan 17, 2011
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.
Aug 27, 2012
Drakan - The Ancients' Gates
I think that I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope she gets to finally see her dragon.
Feb 09, 2015
Assassin's Creed: Rogue - French Red
So it's more Assassin's Creed: Black Flag? Yeah, I'm ok with that.