January 24th, 2012

Posted by Matt

Yo- Yo. bro. Hey, bro! Man, have I got some stories for you. You won’t even believe ‘em!

LoadingReadyRun: Jonny
Unskippable: Cursed Crusade
Checkpoint: Masters of Code, Not Money

Allow me the (dubious) honour of introducing Jonny. Jonny’s a new addition to our character roster, but we expect that you’ll grow to love him. As if you don’t already. He’s the life of the party, after all!

Indeed, this isn’t the last time you’ll get to see Jonny wax poetic on his various celebratory adventures. We shot this video on Saturday at Ben’s house, and immediately thereafter, we moved to a different (and super secret) location to shoot another! Much like the Story Guy videos of days past, the plan is to have Jonny return from time to time, to recount a tale of drunken debauchery, sexual conquest, and felony substance abuse. You’ll have to wait a while for the next video though. As Much as Jonny talks tough, he doesn’t have a new story to tell every week. So keep checking back, and one day, like Cyclops, he will emerge from the shadows, and shred you with his razor wit… claws.



  1. must.. resist…inane.. comment.

    willpower failing…


    Comment by Featherweight — January 24, 2012 @ 8:30 am

  2. Cool story bro.

    Comment by Featherweight — January 24, 2012 @ 8:31 am

  3. Please tell me you’re bringing back Story Guy.

    Comment by Brad — January 24, 2012 @ 12:17 pm

  4. Funny that you mention the ‘super secret’ location in this post, then have a Loading Time go up with footage of the secret location on display!
    I enjoy having Graham talking to me like that.
    That’s not creepy right?



    Comment by yrzero/dls182 — January 27, 2012 @ 2:13 am

  5. Totally should have been Morgan’s character.

    Comment by Andrew Kay — January 28, 2012 @ 3:43 pm

  6. @brad, story guy finished but they’ve kept him alive sort with jonny, i like to think of him as story guys nephew

    Comment by OZITOMAI — January 29, 2012 @ 2:47 am

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