I honestly can't think of a better game to end on.
Really, who speaks French in France?
Abstergo Industries - "We're not at awful as Umbrella Corporation."
The situation is dire in the darkest dark.
No really, this is truly terrible. Enjoy!
Let's all stand around a table and discuss the ills of the land.
What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings?
So it's more Assassin's Creed: Black Flag? Yeah, I'm ok with that.
It's very rude to text at the table.
Should I stay or should I go?
Everyone I've talked to is super dead.
Don't worry it was just a light stab wound.
Dangit Will, now we'll never get our drop pod deposit back!
Spiders, larger spiders. Nope, nope, nope. Leaving now.
Abandoned derelict space station? What's the worst that could happen?
The incredible adventures of a professor and his ghost.
It's a bad day to be a narrator.
This Guy Has Way Too Many Tattoos
Good luck explaining the part that happens at around 4 minutes in.
Bayonetta takes some personal time off and heads to New York for a shopping spree.
Well, at least they're not furiously typing on a keyboard in a van.
Apparently, we know MUCH less about this show than we thought we did.
You think after 2 previous games, they'd have figured out how to contain zombies.
It was the end, but it also was a beginning... of an end.
There is A LOT of enthusiastic hand waving going on here.
Press X to flex!
Hack The Planet (Into Pieces!)
There's a lot of anger in this game.
The quest to save this princess is a little tricky in this one.
Killzone's nonsensical intro continues!
Killzone: Shadow Fall's opening sequence raises so many questions, but provides so few answers.
In this game, we learn that Spider-man has all the powers of a spider - ability to climb walls, create webs[…]
We like to think this is how all ninjas get psyched for battle.
Okay, who decided to make Donald Duck the one guy in charge of casting complicated magic spells ?
Man, whatever drugs this kid is on, I'd like to try some.
The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire[…]
Man, little one-eyed blobs have it rough in the fantasy world.
Delsin can't catch a break, but he can sure as hell break stuff.
It's hard to take on The Man when you're related to him.
Graham and Paul riff on another batch of overhyped E3 trailers! And Farming Simulator 15, which is legit!
E3 pulled out all the stops this year, to give us the best game (trailers) ever!
Zombie scouts can't be the most reliable scouts.
Battles in the rain just aren't a whole lot of fun.
Why is everything on fire in this game?
Further proof that Crytek has something against the letter 'I'.
On second thought, yeah, you probably should fear the reaper. You should fear him a lot.
Sometimes it's hard to decipher Deckard Cain's ramblings as either legitimate prophecy or senility.
Also starring the Red Skull's lesser known cousin, Skull Face!
Starring Ron Perlman as... well, pretty much everything over 6 feet tall.
No one expects a surprise pendulum!
Death, doom, and creepy old women. Also, creepy giant fireflies.
Thievin' ain't easy, especially when you act like an idiot.
Especially when people keep DROPPING STARS ONTO YOUR FLOWERS!
Bruce Wayne hosts the worst press conference ever.
Unfortunately, there are parts of AC4: Black Flag that have a severe lack of pirates and high seas adventure.
And boy, she's quite mad she didn't get invited to this party.
The fear is cold because it's been outside in the rain and it didn't wear a sweater.
Congratulations on becoming God! Try not to let it go to your head.
The compelling story of a guy who never wins anything, and a girl who is really annoying.
Somehow, I think the Moon is behind all this killing.