
Ride Unsuitable for Children || The Panalysts
In this very special episode, Beej and Cameron invent the worst theme park ride ever, while Ian and Graham[…]

Paxalysts || Panalysts - PAX Online 2020
Welcome to a special episode of the Panalysts recorded for Pax Online 2020.

What if Your Butt is Racist || The Panalysts S2E20
In the last episode of the season, our experts manage to ruin both space and Japan.

To Each According To Their Thirst || The Panalysts S2E19
This week our panel of experts become the heroes we deserve, and then figure out how they'll complete their[…]

Dolly Hydra || The Panalysts S2E18
Our Panalysts get new roommates, and there are just so many eyes now.

The Dank Ages || The Panalysts S2E17
Our Panalysts ponder a life of leisure, and whether you can jump a canal in a Toyota Camry. Support LRR:[…]

The Crowded Meat Space || The Panalysts S2E16
Our Panalysts ponder fantastic beans and where to eat them.

This is a Comedy Show || The Panalysts S2E15
Good News! It's time for the halloween office party. Support LRR: http://Patreon.com/loadingreadyrun

Going Hard Into The Tongue Thing || The Panalysts S2E14
Our Panalysts are going on a very bad trip to Belgium

The Mile Bone Club || The Panalysts S2E13
As always Molly brings Good News for all the Panalysts.

Becky with The Big Teeth || The Panalysts S2E11
Our panel of experts answers questions of romance, adventure, and Doritos.

Miss Moneypixels || The Panalysts S2E10
Everyone's a winner at the Elk's Lodge casino night. Except our Panalysts.

Holo-Graham || The Panalysts S2E09
Devious host Molly Lewis asks our Panalysts if they would rather be feared, or filled with herring?

The Panalysts Returns
The Panalysts returns on November 21, 2019 with new episodes every Thursday.

I have Two Goblets | The Panalysts
Host Molly Lewis surprises our Panalysts with her most devious questions yet.

Rock Hard Washington | The Panalysts
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis conclusively proves that none of our Panalysts should ever be[…]

Opening the Walt Vault | The Panalysts
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis confronts the inadequacies of the Canadian education system.

Every Cat's a Garf | The Panalysts
It's a special all-cat themed episode of the Panalysts, what could go wrong?

A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass | The Panalysts
Molly Lewis demands to know the answer to an age old question -- cash, grass, or ass.

Historical Piss Ninjas | The Panalysts
Good news, you're a world champion. What you are the best at... is the bad news. Molly Lewis learns about[…]

Every Baby is a Horcrux | The Panalysts
Amazon sent you some weird stuff and Molly Lewis wants to know what you'd do with it?

Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes | The Panalysts
Our new quizzical overlord Molly Lewis asks the panel a most intimate question: What would your human[…]

The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a[…]

The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what[…]

The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or[…]

The Panalysts Ep34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag
Our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the[…]

The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator
Our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and[…]

The Panalysts Ep32 - Death or Paperwork
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered[…]

The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a[…]

The Panalysts Ep30 - Floss or Butthole
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body[…]

The Panalysts Ep29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that[…]

The Panalysts Bonus - PAX Aus 2018
Live from PAX Australia, our Panalysts (featuring the hilarious Tegan Higginbotham and Paul Verhoeven)[…]

The Panalysts Ep28 - Another Gundam Situation
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

The Panalysts Ep27 - Shore Leave
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared[…]

The Panalysts Bonus - Shux 2018
This week our Panalysts try something new! Ever want to see what a recording session looks like? Here's an[…]

The Panalysts Ep26 - Seasonal and Local
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

The Panalysts Ep25 - Get Comfortable With It
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

The Panalysts Ep24 - Self Acceptance Edition
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance[…]

The Panalysts Ep23 - Pox or Pox
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

The Panalysts Ep22 - Going Ham
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing[…]

The Panalysts Ep 21 - Losing an Ear
This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's[…]

The Panalysts Ep20 - The Embodiment of all fears
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth[…]

The Panalysts Ep 19 - Lil Chippy
This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in[…]

The Panalysts Ep18 - UR Mommy
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism[…]

The Panalysts Ep17 - Research and Jest
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money[…]

The Panalysts Ep15 - Freemasonry for Skids
This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning[…]

The Panalysts Ep14 - Dan Brown's Sister Act II
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

The Panalysts Ep13 - Ointments
This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.

The Panalysts Ep12 - Empty this Dog Please
This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.

The Panalysts Ep10 - Nemesis
This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.

The Panalysts Ep09 - A Goofy Situation
This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how[…]

The Panalysts Ep08 - Instant Coffee
This week our Panalysts get the vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

The Panalysts Ep07 - The Literal Queen
This week our Panalysts discuss the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.

The Panalysts Ep 06 - Noted Litch Paul Anka
This week the Panalysts weigh in on trends in modern architecture.