Show Me Your Moves
November 2nd, 2010

Posted by Matt

And now we’ll try the mouse clicking pose, by positioning our arms such that the cursor is lined up over this link, and depressing our index finger.

Writing credit for this week’s video goes to none other than Tally herself, and I really think she knocked this one out of the park. It’s almost as if she has managed to channel her ire towards douchebags, be they yoga-douchebags, gamer-douchebags, or some monsterous-hybrid-of-the-two-douchebags, into five minutes of cutting parody. Enjoy!

Unskippable this week was White Knight Chronicles (Part 1), implying that there is likely to be a part two in the not-too distant future.

Cheers!

Trapped
October 25th, 2010

Posted by Matt

DO YOU KNOW WHY I’VE BROUGHT YOU HERE? TO WATCH THIS WEEK’S VIDEO.

I came home from work today to discover that Jer had sent me a nice little write up about the genesis of this video, so rather than try to explain myself, I’ll just let him do it! (It’s Quizbomb tonight [which you should totally come to if you live in Victoria] so I’m a little pressed for time anyhow).

The idea for this video is one I had had kicking around my brain for a couple weeks before we started talking about Halloween specials. We had tried shooting “Blair Witch”-style videos before—pre-loadingreadyrun—but they always sort of devolved into a bunch of us walking around a park trying to think of what to film. My thought was that, by pairing this with Hustle, we could make it character-based, and give it some direction.

When I first mentioned this in a meeting, the idea was basically “While the crew is shooting a video, something bad happens and they are trapped in a scary situation.” From the brainstorming we did, we got that Matt was the jaded bad guy (but why?), and that there would be multiplying creepy dolls to freak Graham out. I wasn’t necessarily expecting to write this myself, but volunteered after Graham said he’d work on another forthcoming episode of Hustle.

This was hard to write, as it needed to cover a lot of bases. It needed to explain how the crew would actually become fully trapped, in a situation where they wouldn’t be able to just break a window or call for help. It also needed to explain every cut in the context of the video. That, in addition to story exposition left very little space for actual dialogue. I like fake-outs, so I wanted the video to look like a remake, before pleasantly surprising the viewer with Hustle. As is typical for Hustle, all of us display hammed-up versions our absolute worst traits, especially as called out by the forums.

To quickly answer a few questions:

The fact that the footage was found on a memory card is mostly a Blair Witch reference, but is partially an artifact from an earlier version of the script. In the original version, the entire thing was shot on iPhones, and the video ended with the camera/iPhone being dropped—in reference to previous Hustles. The original lead-in text had the footage found at a Genius Bar, on a damaged iPhone.

The basement is obviously not a Faraday cage at the beginning of the video, but becomes one later on. Presumably Matt set up some sort of antenna rig to block phone calls to-and-from the basement—something far beyond Hustle-Matt’s technical abilities. I didn’t have a stinger written for the video, but the concept I had involved Paul admitting that he had created some such a setup.

Finally, as should be obvious, the video feels like Hustle because it was written as Hustle. We decided not to name it Hustle to preserve the fake-out for folks looking at the website, and omitted the intro sequence as it seemed to break the flow. There are some other reasons, but they have to do with things you don’t know about yet. In any case, it uses the Hustle characters in a Hustle-like situation, and probably falls somewhere in Hustle continuity.

Unskippable this week is Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Check it out here, if you dare.

Unaccustomed
October 18th, 2010

Posted by Matt

You’ve been randomly selected for viewing of this week’s LoadingReadyRun video. Please click over here.

This week’s video is a Graham written script, coming to you from a similar bizarro-world to that of Crime & Punishment. You may even recognize the costumes. Much like that particular video, this one was shot at UVic, adapting the buildings the best we could to look like what we needed. In this case, the Hallway and the “screening room” were actually in different buildings on opposite sides of the campus (and the screening room is in a building exactly opposite the direction James instructs Paul to go).

Unskippable this week features the return of the bad company in Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Check it out here.

Cheers!

Politically Minded
October 11th, 2010

Posted by Matt

This week’s video has pounded the pavement, and come to you to remind you to vote Andrew Shepherd this election! For more information, click here!

This week’s video sees the return of Andrew Shepherd, or rather his ever determined staff, to the campaign trail. Written by fan and evidently long time viewer (considering Mr. Shepherd and crew made their debut in Rapid-fire II) Evan Williams, this weeks video provides some insight into the trials of these two unfortunate workers.

There’s lots of visual gags in this particular video, so i advise you to maintain a keen eye as you watch.

Unskippable this week was Bladestorm: The Hundred Years War, and it can be found here.

Additionally, Graham and Paul’s Unskippable: Let’s Play of Legia 2 has been broken into bits, and made available for viewing. Part 1 of 17 can be found here. Additional parts will be made available over the coming weeks. That said, if you’re a member of the Publisher’s Club, The Escapist is offering early access to the full set as a membership bonus, and the whole collection can be found in the premium gallery here!

Cheers!

Bed Buggery
September 27th, 2010

Posted by Matt

PREPARE FOR THIS WEEK’S VIDEO.

From day one, the plan had been for Paul to play the part of the bed owner in this video. Naturally, that didn’t happen. I was wicked sick with a cold on the day we shot this, and I came by Graham and Kathleen’s place for… I don’t remember. And Paul was there to play the part, but couldn’t do it because… I don’t remember. That should be reasonable evidence of how sick I was when we shot this. I felt like balls, and don’t remember most of the evening. I do, however, remember suggesting the stinger. I think that turned out well.

Spoilers- go watch the video before reading more:
The shot of Graham and I outside the burning house looks brilliant but is constructed in a way that is hilariously low-tech. We had to do that shot on a subsequent night, and we were short on people to crew. The embers are a post effect, obviously. Paul’s manning the camera, if I recall, and Kathleen is holding the boom in one hand, and swinging an incandescent light fixture back and forth randomly, in such a way that the light bounces to our faces in a random slow flicker. It looks awesome, but I’m sure to any passers by it probably would have looked like the most ridiculously unprofessional lighting system in the history of film.

Unskippable this week was Fracture. the video can be found here.

Cheers!