I have some bad news for her. Though I guess that doesn't stop the water companies from issuing bills either.

While this is a hoax, the truth isn't much better. John Woo bought the option to Metroid a few years ago, and I don't believe it's expired yet. So while he may not be as hated as Mr. Boll, and while the project may have died in preproduction, there is still a distinctly non-zero probability that we ...

Theremin wrote:Boo! Death to the racist!

It's not racism if it's against the Scotch.

Highlander wrote:I hate marzipan

Communist.

Not entirely related, but: my personal favourite "G#" group is the G7, or the "Fuck off, Russia" group as it's also known. Yes, I know that there's some substantial differences between them; but I do find it amusing to think that they created the G7 just so they could exclude Rus...

Solar, wind, & wave power are only going to be around as long as there's a sun. Tidal relies on the moon sticking around without slowing us down too much. What happens when those resources run out. Well the sun is going to be around for the next coupla billion years. It's still not a permanent ...

The wasteful fission we use in today's nuclear power stations isn't going to be sustainable for much longer any way. Plasma toroid tokomak generators are the way forward. Very little radiation + only helium3 as waste Aside from the fact that they don't work, yes fusion is a terrific technology. Bes...

Am I the only one who feels pride in having a low post count? It took me over a year to exceed 100 posts. Despite being forum-older than even Lying, I still am less than half way to 1k.

If I had a lawn, none of you would be allowed on it.

Millions upon millions of Americans go every day without being shot. Some even make it through their entire lives without being shot! In all likelihood, you wouldn't be shot, kamirecca, but I would give you a hug. Lies, lies, and more lies. Everyone knows that it is federal policy to give a gun to ...

Reminiscent of Lore Sjoberg's latest article. The highlight of which is

firefly4eva: I’ve lost both my arms in a piñata accident. Losing blood fast, plus my nose is sore from typing this out.

I don't think Saw ruined the flow. I know tons of people who liked at least the first one. Dragon Wars... I don't know how many people have even SEEN it. I wouldn't advise it: it doesn't even live up to its name. There's only one dragon in the whole film, it's there for all of 5 minutes, and it loo...

You clearly qualify for diminished responsibility sevey.

Dragon Wars, however was dire.

I've been hearing a lot of promises today. This isn't gonna be like that girl promising she was on the pill and eighteen and unmarried and in remission and not violating her parole? The prison infirmary is not a place to pick up chicks Kool. If nothing else I'm intrigued as to how one can be both i...

And people fear public health care... tsk tsk. No, it's the whole "being forced to pay for something you might not use and people who don't have jobs or contribute to will most definitely use" that's a stupid thing. If people wanted health care bad enough, they'd get it. I can only hope t...

And once answered, can this go in the Wiki for future reference?

Ok, so being in the UK, by "biscuts" you actually mean "cookies," which are horrible for dunking. No wonder there are so many accidents. Switch to donuts, guys! a proper biscuit: [Actually a scone] No, we mean biscuit. We also have cookies, they are a different kettle of fish en...

Panel five contains what is quite possibly the greatest line ever spoken in the history of man and/or T-Rexes.

Although, Marvel publishing an Incredibles series could be seriously badass. Fantastic Four? So if the 70+ year war between DC and Marvel I guess DC wins? DC was bought out by AOL/Time Warner ages ago. On another note, this can only confirm the "no comic book movies rated above 12" thing ...

I saw this on Monday (I had preview passes) and I would have to say it is the worst gibli film I have ever seen. I have not seen them all but have seen quite a few including, Howls, Mononoke, Totoro, Fireflies, Spirited, etc. Have you seen Tales from Earthsea? Because if it's truly worse that that ...

]The article was about a scientific study. You can propably find it by googling around. I just grapped the url I found. The Daily Hate Mail aren't particularly great at correctly interpreting scientific studies correctly (that is to say they make stuff up then link to a random study to back themsel...

I use an electric (which is probably why I'm still alive enough to relay this story), yet still regularly cut myself. Yesterday I got myself twice on the jugular, about an inch apart. Fortunately they weren't bleeders, but it does look like I've had a run-in with a vampire.

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