The story was the only thing that really kept me playing. Unless you like saving citizens there's not that much else to do aside from the mission. And if Ubisoft thinks I'm gonna collect 100 flags in each area they can go fuck themselves, extra content or not. Also, unless you pull it off perfectly,...

beauty of how it looked

It's a pity that everyone in it was so ugly then, and that every single rock gleamed like it was covered in slime.

our excellent game We must have been playing a different game, one that didn't require the 300 megabyte fan mad mod to get rid of the shitty leveled monsters and loot. One that didn't give you shit dialog and didn't make murdering someone in the sticks fucking impossible because the moment you did ...

Blizzard isn't making, a bunch of ex-Blizzard guys called Flagship are.

Everyone I've spoken to so far says it's unremarkable, and at times horrid. What little voice acting there is is terrible, and the bosses are so easy that you hardly ever notice when you're facing one in a pack of enemies. That's two major strikes against it for me. Diablo 2 had great voice acting, ...

HALO 3

See what I did there?

What the fuck is wrong with Sponge Bob, did you people never watch Ren and Stimpy, or Rocko's Modern Life?

The show is actually aimed at adults and kids. It's filled to them brim with complicated jokes and innuendos.

Hopefully Zelda and Phoenix Wright can keep me up until the game starts, though I'll probably only stay for about a half hour.

No, you should have bought it for pc, now you miss out.

Any chance you can schedule it later than you have? Because for me, and any other Australian's that's about 6 in the morning.

I'm perfectly willing to melt everyones faces, provided you can schedule it Wednesday to Saturday.

Seeing as Yahtzee and his Zero Punctuation videos are getting a lot of traffic at the moment, it seems like a good time to promote and discuss a series of horror adventure games that Yahtzee made called the DeFoe saga: 5 Days A Stranger , 7 Days A Skeptic , Trilby's Notes and 6 Days A Sacrifice . Al...

If you don't like Colours Run there's probably very little to be done for your cold, black heart.

The only reason was because it was pushed on 4chan throughout the vote.

Corax wrote:give me some incentive to buy TF2, FF is free and im not a huge fan of that cell shading

It comes with Portal, and there'll be more people playing it?

Like Yahtzee said in the video, it's not that it's a bad game, it just has flaws.

Even SS2 had some pretty big problems, and even the developers said that the weapon degradation system was a terrible idea.

Paramount: Michael, do you want to stop being such a whiny bitch now?

Bay: ok

I've actually been looking at giving Eve a go for a while now. Is there any sort of free trial?

I can see the character lists now.

Hpotter
Hryptr
Harypotter
HP

I'd be willing to help run an All Flesh Must Be Eaten or d20 Cthulhu game sometime.

You a mother fucking bitch You know, certain forums I go to would treat this a perfectly acceptable phrase to say to someone, in a whole range of situations, but treat unfunny junk as an injustice against mankind. I think Wraith nailed this one pretty perfectly. He really is. He's undefeated on the...

Also, leave the skin on while it's cooking, it adds no fat, and helps retain mouusture and flavour.

A opan of Water underneath the chicken usually helps, as the heat rises, the steam seaps into the chicken making it delicios and moist.

I just cooked the most beuatful bacon ever. Though my heart ache with the realisation that I'll never cook something so good again. I need to write down how much I drank so I can do it again, and cooke more amazing bacon.

Oh snap, people on the internwebs were mean. Call the polce.