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I thought the DB2017 Qwerpline would tide me over, but now I have more questions than before. I know that the Desert Bus Qwerplines are considered non-canon, and so Derek's high-pitched voice in the DB2017 episode would likewise be considered non-canon... but is it possible that Derek actually did h...

I think in the last Crapshoot he also mentioned that they're shooting episodes of Qwerpline in huge chunks so that they can be sure to release them much more regularly.

"The Zombies" has so much going for it that I don't know where to begin. It's exactly one minute from ~gun-cock to ~honk, it packs a bunch of worldbuilding into that one minute, the comic timing is flawless, and the punchline really knocked the whole thing out of the park. The only thing t...

The horrifying thing could be Beej... Have the clerk push the mobster at Beej, and cut to black with the Beejdrop Dubstep instead of squelching noises.

~honk

I know that some of the old LRR and cH sketches are up on Youtube, but for those that aren't, I can't seem to watch them on the Escapist either; when I try to play the videos, I instead get some sort of ad for all the shows on the Escapist, and a link to their Youtube channel (which also doesn't hav...

It seems pretty unlikely that Beej would use it, to be honest, since as far as I know he didn't come up with anything like it himself. But as far as I'm concerned, it's in the public domain.

It was specifically in the Crapshoot of "The Farewell" that Graham said that. You can look it up on Youtube if you wish.

I saw something like this in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which isn't considered particularly adult (as it got a PG rating in the US); otherwise I'd be too shy to post it here. The logo: A young woman wearing a kilt and a blouse, carrying a Sousaphone that has its "mouthpiece" hidden b...

"The Unbeejening" would give it away. From what Graham said in "The Crapshoot," they're trying to go for misdirection, which I think a title like "The Beej Drop" would do well. (Cori does "drop" Beej...)

A crew member (Alex?) is sitting on a couch. Beej is standing a few feet behind him, chanting: BEEJ: I'm you.... I'm yooooouuuu... I'm- Enter Cori in the Banana Suit, who punches Beej; Beej falls to the floor. Cut to James fallen on the floor, wearing the police outfit from "The DUI", as t...

For some reason, Alex's line "Can we not be a 'club'?" reminded me of "Bros Clubbing Bros." Was that a deliberate reference?

What happened to episodes 417 and 420?

First of all, I've been really enjoying the Paul Quest series so far (Paul's "Let's Play" of the Space Quest series), so thanks, Paul, for arranging that. That said, I was wondering if it might be possible for other members of the LRR crew to do more things like that. I recall hearing Came...

A sex-obsessed animated skull... Why am I reminded of Bob the Skull from the Dresden Files?

What happened to episode 391 and 392?

After this election, all I can say is that Desert Bus For Hope can't come soon enough.

I need something to restore my faith in humanity.

So Cop James has become de-Beejified...

While the canonicity of the Desert Bus Qwerplines may be questionable, the humor certainly isn't. We'll get something in another two months, even if we don't get anything sooner, I'm sure.

For reasons unknown, episodes 369 and 370 are up on Youtube but not on this site.

For reference, they can be viewed at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvf3sEyQv-M and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=015SYA1IeMA

G-money alleged that the Nsburg Tourism Board was holding the map sideways; they never admitted it.

And G-money could have been wrong; in the scenario that I described, he would have been.

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this, but why should I let that stop me? I just brushed up on my geography to see if "north of the Mississippi" is as implausible as it sounds, and it actually isn't. To say nothing of the fact that the Mississippi doesn't run perfectly straight sou...

Don't forget you'll also need a way to get a Hedron Alignment into exile, unfortunately there are very few ways to do this in standard at the moment - the only things that come to mind are Nahiri and Sigarda, (either of which would put you into four colours...). I haven't forgotten; my plan is to u...

"The Alignment" has convinced me to get back into Magic: The Gathering, and now I'm particularly interested in putting together a Standard deck based around Hedron Alignment. I'm sure that I'm not going to win very many games with such a deck, but I'm equally sure that I'll have fun even l...

Well, the lyrics were "third-party," if you'll pardon the expression. (Or is Stephen Harris a member of the LRR crew who has an extremely low profile? That seems less likely to me.) I'm pretty sure that glitch couldn't have been premeditated either. I'm not sure when Cam streamed a playthr...