Of my DIY projects, the ones I always finish are the things which inconvenience me if I don't.

Sprinklers fucked up, wood blocking shit, can't drive the car etc etc

What I'm saying is, if your backyard looks like a minefield, you'll git er dun.

Hmmmm. The more you know. Do you think I could hit Saturn from here? Not in a timely fashion. And, of course, assuming that your bullet didn't pass by the gravity well of some other object between you and Saturn. Assuming you go to the trouble of doing the insane amount of maths involved it would d...

Actually aren't the 'bullets' tiny rockets? Or are they just explosive?

Certain rockets work in space... in fact a real gun was designed to work in space. It would have worked too, except for its inaccuracy, range issues and lack of reason for existence.

I personally think Stinkychops should be warned about all the rabid Paul fans out there, and to back down. Also I get Trolls and all that, but actively attacking the person who runs the website, doesn't make sense. I love your attitude. I make an obviously sarcastic attack on Paul for not respondin...

I personally think Stinkychops should be warned about all the rabid Paul fans out there, and to back down. Also I get Trolls and all that, but actively attacking the person who runs the website, doesn't make sense. I love your attitude. I make an obviously sarcastic attack on Paul for not respondin...

WTF, dude. I don't care about your sarcasm or our ads, I was answering what looked like a legit question. Just go away if that's how you're going to act. And quote the right person next time. I was talking to Paul. Butt out! I don't care for your response to my question, I asked Paul! Did he just g...

The person I am most regularly compared to is Amy Lee from Evanescence. I have no idea why other than we both have dark hair and similar taste in makeup. She's pretty effing gorgeous though so I don't mind. Googleing her to investigate (because I had no idea what she looked like beforehand, never h...

I expected this thread to contain one giant relationship.

I was disappointed and relieved all at once.

Mischievously set a time control up on my router to kick my fair maiden's laptop from the Internet between 10 PM and 2 AM. Certainly resulted in fun times since it meant she had little to do on the Internet and has been spending untold hours recently perusing various meme blogs. In other words, you...

To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!" Thanks for replying to my question directly... in case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic! You're obviously ungrateful for all the ads I pretend I don't block. Way to spit in the face of your entire fanbase! :"(

metcarfre wrote:Cheddar really seems to be the palette of choice, no?

I don't think they painted with the cheese... this is sculpting.
http://instantrimshot.com/

That pictures old anyway, I look much better now.

My insanely hot wife took a surprise picture with our antique camera while I was squashing a fly with my bicep.

A little treat from Downunder (probably).

The plot thickens.

Man my life is awesome. I have no complaints what so ever.

Worth buying?

And so it begins...

The Jester wrote: I guess I should talk to her about it

Are you crazy? Thats what she wants!

Didn't Sun Zhu say something about fighting battles on your own ground? that sounds like something he'd say, in a more eloquent way.

My point is assault her by surprise with a cheapshot from behind.

Try eating watermelon for lunch every now and then. Like a quarter of a watermelon. You'll be full but its mostly water and fibre.

You can get STD's from a chick sucking you off. Throat herpes and shit.

goat wrote:There are attractive undies for men, they are called boxer briefs. Please don't make me go find examples.

Shame they cause erectile dysfunction.