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by Melendwyr
11 Aug 2008, 16:38
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Ways to Get a Ticket
Replies: 167
Views: 24629

*sigh*

Guys and ladies of the cast, best of luck with your new business model. Forumites: nice meeting you all.
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 16:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: National Emo Kid Beatdown
Replies: 43
Views: 3258

I nominate The Rocket Siobhan to be the leader of our Internet Hate Brigade.

I also motion that we begin our purge with the people who can't pronounce 'Siobhan' properly, get to set off on the right foot.
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 16:36
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

Sometimes we get pure gold, and sometimes we get 24k, and sometimes it's rose gold or raw nuggets or veined ore in quartz or intricate trinkets cast with the Lost Wax Process. Then we get increasing amounts of Dutch gold tie pins, and people ooh and aah over how shiny they are. Yeah, they're... they...
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 12:15
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: National Emo Kid Beatdown
Replies: 43
Views: 3258

How dare those emos not be happy!

We'd better punch them in the face until they cheer up.
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 12:07
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

What I can't understand is the outspoken hate for the video. Granted, it's understandable that this song/video is not for everyone, but do people really need to go out of their way to talk about how mediocre it is? That isn't hatred. It's indifference, shading downward into disapproval. Which is mu...
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 11:46
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

Geoff wrote:Is this possibly one of the most controversial LRR videos yet?
No, that would probably be "Morgan's Problem" - a video that also dealt with various intimate aspects of Morgan's physiology, as it happens.

Hmmm... I'm sensing a theme.
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 07:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 459445

An Intimate Moment with Skeletor
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 06:28
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

I'd like to compare and contrast this to the suggestive lyrics in 'The Ballad of the Fanboy'. The key difference, I think, is that the Fanboy joke was truly an innuendo. It was also a very peculiar metaphor. And the joke as a whole was funny because petitioning for sexual favors is so not what is no...
by Melendwyr
06 Aug 2008, 04:09
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

Repeatedly poking the objects vaguely referencing a penis into the mask's eye sockets struck me as especially tasteless.
by Melendwyr
05 Aug 2008, 20:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unintentionally hilarious movies?
Replies: 33
Views: 2785

A classic but recent example is the remake of The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage.

In an alternative vein, there's also Batman and Robin, which tried to be hilarious and ended up serious... ly bad.
by Melendwyr
05 Aug 2008, 17:33
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

achesst wrote:Because I know you all care deeply for my opinion and the LRR crew can barely function without my feedback, I will leave an incredibly helpful, in-depth analysis of this most recent video: "meh".


They do seem to be trying too hard.
by Melendwyr
05 Aug 2008, 16:45
Forum: Bonus Video
Topic: Phailhaüs - 13
Replies: 73
Views: 18690

Great video.

I was planning on basking in the afterglow, but my glow was completely ruined by the ad for Scientology that followed the presentation.

I mean, Scientology? Really?
by Melendwyr
05 Aug 2008, 16:42
Forum: LRR Video Discussion
Topic: Skeletor's Dick
Replies: 284
Views: 48250

I refuse to believe that something so cleverly written (which I can say because I didn't write it) can be considered "low-brow" regardless of subject matter. Dude, it's a penis joke. A brillliantly-written, -played, and -performed penis joke, but a penis joke nonetheless. I was quite amus...
by Melendwyr
03 Aug 2008, 17:46
Forum: LRRcast
Topic: July 31st :: Emergency Situation
Replies: 38
Views: 5799

Regarding Montana's speed limits:

Were these crashes where one person hit another, or just where one person lost control and crashed?
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 18:55
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: don't bring a laptop to the US; you might have it detained
Replies: 61
Views: 4335

Zed Alpha wrote:When people got stupid, somewhere around '03.


When?

(Suspicion?)
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 17:13
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Negative points for this, humanity.
Replies: 29
Views: 2437

empath wrote:5) The worst was a woman pointing to a cold salad in our display case, all with nametags on them:

"What's the cheese in the 'Greek Pasta Feta' salad?"
:roll:
Maybe she didn't know feta is a type of cheese.
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 17:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: don't bring a laptop to the US; you might have it detained
Replies: 61
Views: 4335

I replied, "I will wear one when I am proud of my country again". Do us all a favor, please, and refrain from wearing one even when you think the country has turned around. They're incredibly tacky, and as with most such symbols, their point is not to express an idea but to manipulate oth...
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 16:20
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Higher Education
Replies: 43
Views: 2983

BA in Cognitive Psychology.
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 14:46
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 459445

Made From Fruit
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 11:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: don't bring a laptop to the US; you might have it detained
Replies: 61
Views: 4335

Fuck Bush's USA Don't be a fool. The current state of American society wasn't produced by one man, isn't maintained by one man, and won't be perpetuated by one man. Making Bush a scapegoat for all of the very real problems will solve absolutely nothing, and will accomplish nothing beyond ensuring t...
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 10:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bus passenger beheads seat mate.
Replies: 41
Views: 3336

Graham wrote:Strikes me (based entirely on that story) that he could have lived.


Yeah, and maybe a lot more people could have ended up dead.

Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 10:40
Forum: LRRcast
Topic: July 31st :: Emergency Situation
Replies: 38
Views: 5799

Lord Chrusher wrote:While I support the idea of manned space travel I would like to see more the huge amount government funding of manned space travel spent on robotic missions which have a much higher scientific return.
Ditto, except for the part about manned space travel.
by Melendwyr
02 Aug 2008, 08:22
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: don't bring a laptop to the US; you might have it detained
Replies: 61
Views: 4335

Don't visit Canada, either. They've had a policy of searching visitor's laptops for quite a while.
by Melendwyr
01 Aug 2008, 06:38
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bus passenger beheads seat mate.
Replies: 41
Views: 3336

Sir_Substance wrote:also, how did he get a cleaver (i presume thats what they mean) on the bus?


Through the extensive web of metal detectors and full-body searches, you mean?

The universe is full of mysteries.
by Melendwyr
01 Aug 2008, 05:33
Forum: Loading Time
Topic: Loading Time 01 - Emergency Situation
Replies: 83
Views: 16902

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