"Did you hear about what happened to Steve?"

"Yeah, serves him right, I hate that guy, he is a mumpsimus faced bum nuggler."

Now I am hungry. Damnit!

You're going to have to talk to the doctor about your premature sardanapalian

I have style... I think... okay.. no... sorry.

A wonderful birthday to you! may your foes tremble before you.

Gap Filler wrote:That was terrible

Terribly awesome!

Does LSE stand for low self esteem? Is that... a clinical designation? It stands for large shield extender... I have played too much EVE... I found that writing and playing music has improved my confidence a lot over the years, I guess it helps that some people seem to like what I do there. I recen...

My mother once confused The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe with Harry Potter - one of many conversations that made me question whether I was actually produced from her or not - therefore nothing surprises me anymore. That actually made me laugh, then it made me wonder. My mother (who I'm forced t...

I've been working on these tau fire warriors, only 5 more to complete now!

The hammer is my penis....

DO NOT attempt to divulse by zero.

of course you should!

What should I watch tonight?

I missed out because I don't carry suitable equipment for looking at the sun when I go out I am a damned fool.

A most jolly birthday Graham!

FOR BACON!

the other day I had the misfortune of encountering some jerk that was walking the same way I was while blasting some kind of music from his phone... It was so distorted and shitty sounding there was no hope of being able to tell what the song was, though it probably sucked. I don't understand people...

Aye, when did we lose the capability for simple mental arithmetic? And I'm including myself - just a couple of days ago, I took in all the past-dated sushi to mark down for 'shrink' (loss of stock), and had to tally up the costs...and the calculator that we normally have in the 'office' (a cupboard...

Good job, old man! You'll be yelling at no good punk kids to get off your lawn any day now.

I hope to observe this, it seems like it'll be visible all day. Unfortunately I have other obligations all day, still hope to get out and have a look.

Alright stop, levigate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention

I feel the poster I got today has large quantities of win.

Some time ago I saw a fellow that looked almost exactly like Morgan, I should have taken a photo of him.

People who are proud to not be smart make me angry. Especially when they see fit to put down people who try to improve themselves with education.

I wish I could turn them into something useful like food for angry carnivorous animals or something.

And then she got all upset when I called her a dirty varlet.

Yeah!! *shakes fist*