Kept getting better as the episode went on, peaking with Lor...Ms. Schli...caller. Then, I was disappointed that it ended before I got to find out: how many beavers DOES it take to flood the highway? Because it happened!

Kathleen has the best, dirtiest laugh in the Crap-writing sections.

Ooh, good find. I re-entered Magic after getting out around Ice Age briefly during Alara and only really during Khans, so my knowledge of original Zendikar block cards is not great. The card previews are really starting to 'spoil' the story. For now, notice that: 1) Ulamog is the only titan we've se...

Stingers seem to popping up on Crapshots more often now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I have an AskLRR question. Crap, it'll probably be a long time until there's another one.

Speaking of flavor text, apparently the choice of name for the leader of the Eternal Pilgrims is not at all random - she shows up on the flavor text on a few cards from Zendikar and Rise . Survivors of Sky Rock Gideon is wrangling giant chunks of floating land, like you do on Zendikar, to try to get...

Looks like Iron Man's doomed - he got on the cover of Marvel Heroes 2k16

Awesome - loved the group-writing of the Crapshot especially.

Related: did your ConBravo panel get recorded? Would be interested to see that too!

Since the Scions are "mature Spawn" (they're 1/1's instead of 0/1's), I assume that Spawn won't be showing up. However, I'm also interested in finding out what a Processor is in terms of the Eldrazi. http://mythicspoiler.com/bfz/cards/blightherder.jpg Mechanically, I don't know how well i...

Uggggh. That Kiora art is awful, to my mind. There's nothing dynamic, nothing powerful, nothing characterizing about it. It's just eye candy. Bleh. http://media.wizards.com/2015/images/daily/sdvcQSOBSH.png "Hmmm...I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight. Oh, and I can't forget to check ...

Now I just want to throw Ulamog at my opponent with a Barrage Tyrant, just for the sheer ridiculousness of it

Wednesday is Unearthed Arcana day! A Jace and Jori story (wooooo rhymed)! The Believers' Pilgramage Jace reads the details of the hedrons effect on the Eldrazi from Jori En's mind (note to self: Jori En is a lady merfolk. I thought that Nissa was assisted by a male merfolk who turned out to be Jori,...

So, new info from PAX: not much. (note: I'm not there, been following on stream, YouTube, and Twitter). Gideon's been spoiled, and he's still mono-white. We haven't (I don't think) seen anything with Chandra on it in BFZ yet; I'm wondering if she won't show up until later? The second set of the bloc...

I don't know if I'll be able to catch the livestreams, but hopefully I'll be able to watch the BFZ panels from PAX Prime and get a summary of what we learn before next week's UR. In the meantime, it's... The Silent Cry Back to the Adventures of Nissa and Ashaya! It's been some time (not clear how mu...

Just to fix the ending, pretend that the end credits play for about 2 seconds, then put a big record scratch and have Magnum in a boat, watching a hang glider slowly hit the water and then grabbing MAD BUCK GIBSON and hauling him aboard.

What what? Double lore all the way this week, with both the Uncharted Realms and a Checking In on the Planeswalkers article (which I won't go over but is good reference). And then I let the post sit in draft. DEAR READERS (all 2 of you), I LET YOU DOWN! Slaughter at the Refuge After a few days of re...

Lost it at Graham's incredibly racist house.

So, with the "won your past x games", does that imply that Paul beast LSV? I'm glad they didn't lose Cam to dehydration and heat-stroke from the packaging gillysuit. Super-awesome, though. Hope it makes it in the Loading Time :D The video ended with a few random frames of the feature match...

OK, Triple Green Shells and GNARLY, DUDE! made me genuinely LOL. Awesome.

Points also to Lord Hosk for Toby, chetoos fro "Wot's all this, then?", and Spartan_N30 for getting Fire Water Burn stuck in my head.

Not only Dave's spokesman, but the return of the Surgeon General? YES PLS.

Haven't had a chance to play Origins yet, so these are just my (excessive) random thoughts: Abbot of Keral Keep = Abbot... with a payoff later. Aerial Volley = Pew pew pew! Alchemist's Vial = Shake to make Purplesaurus Rex! Ampryn Tactician = Time for some Warhammer! Archangel of Tithes = Internal R...

A day late, but not a snark short; it's Nissa time! For Zendikar Nissa's in Vastwood Forest , talking to herself. I mean, there's a giant elemental that keeps following her around, but it doesn't seem to understand or listen to her. Nissa decides to name it Ashaya. Linguistic Vorthos time: one of Ni...

JackSlack wrote:Boggart Bruce, shortened to Bruce, has gained traction in my store.

Yea, but if you have Bruce out, you have to call every other creature Bruce as well, so as not to cause any confusion.

mikeyjh wrote:Third wheel dating was funny.

Veering madly off topic, but "I just really want to see two boys making out" and Kathleen's character's deeply disturbing smile just murder me. One of my favorite sketches.

A brief return of Evil Alex! Yaaaaaaaay! (And the usual hosting of Evil Kathleen, who is the same as Normal Kathleen! Yaaaaaay! And Cam, who rejects the socio-religious definition of good vs. evil, yaaaay!)

It's Chandra week, so let's see what out favorite planeswalker-on-fire is up to. Offers to the Fire Chandra's back on Regatha with the fire-monks of Keral Keep. They are doing some ritual chanting, because they are monks. They are doing it in the middle of a lava floe, because they are badass fire m...