No, she is fully aware that my project list is a mile long. To give you an idea, here is this week's project list: Making: -Beer advent calendars -Veneer bracelet -Twisted veneer lamp forms -Durarara Celty Helmet fiberglass ears -Move into new space at artisan's asylum Designing: -New desk -Workbenc...

Granted. You're making My Little Pony: World of Equestria. It's a game where you play as a pony trying to play WoW, with hooves. It's basically WoW with the controls of QWOP.

I wish I had thought of making a game dev club when I was in school, that seems neat.

Is it made of pork?

Pan-galactic rofflesplasher.

Not a normal moustache, perhaps handlebars. My girlfriend forbids it, however.

Why are you awake?

Granted. It now hails cacao pods, which are large and very hard.

I wish for some british slipper socks.

Do you keep kosher?

I no longer have an amazing beard, but when I did, I was a sailor, not a lumberjack. It was a sea beard.

How great was that beard, right? I'm having a moment of silence for it.

Is BC a good place for lumberjacking?

Granted. Instead, you just made the world explode with a time paradox.

I wish I was an evil robot from the future.

Normal socks.

Flipflops with socks or crocs all the time?

That was a terrible wish, I wish I had made a better wish.

You now have ex-NFL star and probable murderer OJ Simpson living in your fridge.

I wish I had found a toolbox in my black friday expeditions.

answer and question in one

what the hell are British morning socks?

Granted by extension! Your new crazy long attention span leaves you staring at your computer, mesmerized. This looks wicked introspective and probably deep.

I wish I was home with my dog tonight.

No, but I've listened to a bunch of similar bands, so I'll have to check them out.

Should I sleep or forum more?

Granted. You now have an attention span so long that this thread is the only thing you can pay attention to ever again.

I wish there was more time in the weekend.

Aweome, duh. It's like Siri for your EYES.

Why is Royals by Lorde so goddamn catchy?

If you're 17, very few people will play with you in person- it's creepy to be 25+ and play DnD with 17 year olds. However, some college clubs will allow local high schoolers to visit / hang out / game. I know that the University of Maryland has at least one gaming club- maybe check that out? Otherwi...

*Climbs into the bag*


So warm



Such cozy

Plushies are great random gifts for the first three years of a relationship. Then you hit critical shelf mass. My girlfriend accelerated the schedule by learning to make plushies. We also both have a shitload of lego and books. We need more bookshelves.

Granted. You are now the guy the platypus refuses to talk to at parties because you're so weird.

I wish I was asleep.

How about bacon?

Pro.

Do they speak English in WHAT?

Man, PAX East is a pretty awesome wedding venue- what theater?

JK. What a jerk.

I am going- what is this about LRR not going, though?