You sound like you shouldn't be in the band, then.

If you're imagining that there's a magical solution (besides always parking at the far lot) that doesn't involve talking, then you're SOL.

I also caught a couple episodes of Brooklyn 9-9 on the holidays (parents have cable), which reminded me how very, very good that show is.

Stopped watching "The 100". It sucked.

Started and completed "Broadchurch". It was excellent.

Started watching "The West Wing". It's fantastic.

Started watching "Longmire". Undecided.

Location entry needs revamping.

Also, in SF I found Philz coffee much better than Blue Bottle (but I went to the original one in the Mission).

If you want cool places to look at/shop for menswear in either, though, I can seriously help you out.

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon.

With one day in SF, you can breakfast wherever you're staying, head to Fisherman's Wharf for all the touristy stuff, then go to the Golden Gate for sunset. Head back into town for the evening. Seattle demands at least a half day in the Market. Get piroshki at Piroshki Piroshki, mini donuts, dried st...

I started watching "The 100"

It's not very good.

I recommend the UBC Museum of Anthropology.

Also, I hope you mean to do this in summer, because the highway(s) between Vancouver and Calgary can be awful in winter and well into spring.

Just a reminder that

UPS

SUCKS

Gross!

Brippy frackday!

The ability to tell, within five seconds, whether a commercial is a cologne/perfume commercial or a parody of a cologne/perfume commercial.

It's from someone's standup I think. Saw it on reddit.

Scars aren't genetic.

Assuming you could replicate the arm correctly, it should have no markings or damage from previous trauma.

I mean, it's pretty easy to look like shit if you want to. People do it all the time.

I finally found chinos that fit well (J Crew Urban Slim) and lucked into a couple pairs of wool pants thrifting (one mid-gray flannel; one charcoal/navy herringbone tweed) so my pants game is on point right now. Excited for the Brooks Brothers Black Fleece shirt I just bought on clearance; http://s7...

Unfortunately orphaned suit coats are just that - orphaned. Particularly pinstriped ones. They really don't "go" with anything since it's apparent they're meant to be part of a suit. Pinstriped suits, also, are generally reserved for sober business - banking, finance, etc. A more casual, n...

Brilliant and delightful.

Star Wars Empire Trilogy by Timothy Zahn. By far the best of the SW EU. "The Deed Of Paksenarrion" by Elizabeth Moon. I'll put my weight behind this as well. Great book. For myself, I'd say (yet again); A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman The ...