Lord Hosk wrote:Dear Three Swamps and three mountains,

There have been a number of memorable "bumpings" this convention season.

Who is currently winning?

Are you afraid of the evil plans that people have for PAX prime bumpings?

I think you're winning and no, not even a little. Bring it on.

Jeer Dames: Ha, ha... stupid dames! Acting like men and what not! Dear James: What's the longest you've ever had to hold a boom in one sitting and do you feel you've gotten some nice upper-arm strength out of the deal? I mean, probably the first couple episodes of The Whole Story. Those are long ta...

Jamfalcon wrote:Dear James,

Are you jealous of Matt's ability to answer questions while at work?

Not really. That would indicate I would want the kind of job Matt has... which is not the case.

Dear Jay Meister, What do you prefer, books or movies? How come you prefer one over the other/and if you don't prefer one over the other what do you like about the two? What type of character do you tend to find yourself liking the most? Movies, hands down. They give me a visual experience that I h...

Lord Hosk wrote:Dear heart breaker,

I am now leaning towards team Matt in this break up, don't you love us anymore?

I love you very much.

Dear Jaimecoon, I'm currently sitting in a hospital waiting for my radiation pill to process in my thyroid. What was the last reason you had to wait in a hospital for? What was the worst illness or injury you ever personally had to be treated for? Yikes! First and foremost best wishes with everythi...

Dear Optimus James, Out of all the challenges that have been given through-out Desert Bus, do you have a favourite/any favourites? Doesn't have to be a challenge given to you, but to anyone. In Desert Bus 3 we started the 12 hours 10,000 dollar challenge, which looking back isn't so bad, but in 200...

Sorry guys, been a busy couple days for me. I'll be back to answering this afternoon. Keep the questions coming.

Darkobra wrote:What's the worst pain you've ever had? Except Matt.

Tearing the ligaments in my ankle from playing hockey when I was 13.
Sucked sooooooo bad.

gcninja wrote:You have two kids, one boy and one girl and have to name them after MtG cards, pick a name?
i.e., Chandra Turner and Garruk Turner
Nicol Turner, etc
No using the ones I did.

Boy will be named Momir Vig
Girl will be named Tezzeret (I feel it's a unisex name )

Elomin Sha wrote:Heeeeeeeeeeeey Jaaaaaaaaaaaaames!

If you could transform into anything what would it be?

A unstransformed transformer.

Season's Beatings wrote:Dear JAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAMES Sunderland.

What scares you the most? Bats? Spoiders? Snakes?

None really. I don't like suprise spiders. But if I walk into a room and see a spider chilling on the wall or something I don't freak out.

The Tortured Soul wrote:Dear James

Was you being type-cast as the cop intentional, or was it just noticed that it happened to you a lot and so became a "thing"?

It just became a thing.

Master Gunner wrote:How do you like your eggs?

Bacon or Sausage?

I just like eggs. I'll eat them pretty much however they are prepared. But if you want just one I'll go scrambled.

Bacon.

Dear Sir James. Given that I'm turning 21 next month what do I have to change about my life to live it just like you? Also, are you going to any gigs this year? Also also, any plans for summer. Super maga ultra also also, cheese on toast or beans on toast? I suppose the only way to live your life j...

Dear Dr James, Did you ever do that write-up of the harry potter movies after you marathoned them all? If so, where can I find it? I didn't. I think I tried then remembered I'm a terrible writer :P I enjoyed them. They definately got better as the series went on and I'd watch them all again anytime.

Dibria wrote:Dear James, it has been established you have endured more desertbus than any other living human, do you think these so called 'Verisimulators' have a future? Is it still better than any EA sports title?

They don't have a future and give me Madden 2012 anyday over Desert Bus

Lord Hosk wrote:Dear has other things to do James,

Other than the mad money you make for your sweet boomsmanship, what do you do to make money to buy vans and magic cards?

I'm a hired mercenary. Nothing major, just toppling governments and silencing those who disagree with my clients.

Easy stuff.

Dear James, I feel we do not see as much of you outside Commadore Hustle these days (may be my imagination to be fair) why is this? Have you settled into a writer/tech position? You are frequently mentioned as one of the group writers in podcasts etc. and are frequently seen holding the boom in beh...

Lord Hosk wrote:Dear shipping manager James,

What is the best thing to order from the LRR store?

Wii Play shirts

Drdiggit42 wrote:Have you seen Live at Beacon Theater? It is his most recent I think. It's only five dollars on his site.

I have indeed, bought and watched it the day it came out. Very funny stuff!

Yaxley wrote:What is your favorite Cards Against Humanity card?

This weekend I was introduced to the combination of.

What's that sound?
A mime having a stroke.

That made me laugh pretty hard.

Drdiggit42 wrote:Dear Very Special Agent James,

Do you watch/listen to stand-up comedy?

If yes who is your favorite modern comedian? Modern being someone who still goes on tour.

I think right now Louis CK takes the cake in terms of my favorite modern comedian.

aeric90 wrote:Dear James,

You are a strapping lad. Did you ever have any involvement in the sports?

I played baseball and hockey for 9 years from the age of 5-14 until I banged up my ankle bad enough to stop me from playing for a year.

I have also played golf since around the age of 12.

beramode0 wrote:Dear Duck Enthusiast James,
If you were a rapper what would your rap name be?

Sly JT Trouble Cobra
That was the first name that showed up on myrapname.com

Seems strong.