Computer Envy

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 16 May 2007, 14:13

Morgan wrote:yeah, i thought that was pretty clear...

It would be impossible for Morgan to have a 20+ incher and be the player he insists he is, because to get it up, his body would drain of blood for proper tumescence, rendering his performance impractical.

The real reason he has mini-morgan on his monitor is because it is easier for OTHER poeple to see it. And seeing as how Graham could see it, it must have worked.

Okay, I need a hobby... or a job...

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 16 May 2007, 14:48

actually, the average amount of blood necessary to provide a full erection is an ounce. a massive dong would be two ounces. a 20 incher would only be about three.

korri · Postby **korri** » 16 May 2007, 15:16

wow, thanks for that wonderfull information... did you have to look that up, or is it just some random facts you already knew?

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 16 May 2007, 15:37

*Pauly Shore Voice* The Link-age!

That is all.

~Alja-Markir~

DontPanic · Postby **DontPanic** » 17 May 2007, 08:51

Morgan wrote:actually, the average amount of blood necessary to provide a full erection is an ounce. a massive dong would be two ounces. a 20 incher would only be about three.

I'm learning!

You bastard.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 17 May 2007, 12:27

Instead of adding more correction to this, Morgan, I think we should just agree that there is no way that you have anything larger than 20 inches, unless you are talking armspan or leg length.

MEANWHILE>>>>

I still have no idea what to get in a computer.

Lord Chrusher · Postby **Lord Chrusher** » 18 May 2007, 22:49

While I do not have a 24 inch screen (I have to settle for 19 inches) I have just completed a big upgrade.

From
AMD Athlon XP 2600+ CPU
1 GB DDR 333 RAM
ASUS A7N8X motherboard
ATI Radeon 9800 Pro graphics card
350W power supply

To
Intel Core Duo E6600 CPU
2 GB DDR2 800 RAM
ASUS P5N-E SLI motherboard
Evga 8800 GTS (320 MB) graphics card
600W power supply

Playing games at 1600x1200 at max quality is very nice.

It went much better than when I first built my computer - no cheep Chinese power supplies destroying motherboards, spending days trying to get Windows to install. The only hang up this time was getting the Linux display drivers working.

darkduck · Postby **darkduck** » 21 May 2007, 15:30

Matt wrote:I USE A PC! "user friendliness" is not a language I'm versed in!

Computers are not supposed to be friendly! Computers are supposed to be intimidating.

I found these haikus based on translations of Martial.
http://www.marshall.edu/classical-studi ... ations.htm - soem funnny stuff.

Sick man is not sick

He wants to show off his bed

My bed would cure him

Cool tart. Blow with cheeks.

The cheeks are not of the face.

So don’t eat the tart.

korri · Postby **korri** » 22 May 2007, 17:18

No whatever thing yet this week

i've been checking religiously (because i'm a loser) and i've been disapointed ever time... please, Morgan, please.... the whatever thing is like crack to me....

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 22 May 2007, 18:00

qft ^

Alex Steacy · Postby **Alex Steacy** » 22 May 2007, 18:09

Patience, young padawan.

emma · Postby **emma** » 22 May 2007, 18:56

I'M SO EXCITED

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 22 May 2007, 18:57

i told the other guys that i was gonna take a couple weeks off. several people said they'd take up the slack, and no one has actually stepped up, so there will not be one this week. they will be back to their regular schedule(if you can call it that) with only one missed week.

emma · Postby **emma** » 22 May 2007, 19:07

NEVERMIND

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 22 May 2007, 19:32

Morgan wrote:i told the other guys that i was gonna take a couple weeks off. several people said they'd take up the slack, and no one has actually stepped up, so there will not be one this week. they will be back to their regular schedule(if you can call it that) with only one missed week.

Poo

Well, glad you haven't given up on them completely!

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 22 May 2007, 19:48

Morgan never fails to disappoint. ^_^

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 22 May 2007, 20:09

I think morgans slacking just went up the chart to bill level.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 22 May 2007, 20:26

Lavos wrote:I think morgans slacking just went up the chart to bill level.

I highly doubt that. Bill is a professional slacker, and Morgan is a weekend slacker. We know this, but it don't matter since Alex already has the WT done.

darkduck · Postby **darkduck** » 23 May 2007, 06:00

Alex Steacy wrote:Patience, young padawan.

Or in Lavos' case, pedowan!
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 23 May 2007, 15:27

well played

The Emo Kid · Postby **The Emo Kid** » 05 Jun 2007, 12:04

Dude, I have a much smaller screen than you, and the photo was taken much further than yours, I'm sure.

LOL, that was a great vid, though it could have easliy been anohter short video. Well, executed in the bed too, you definately got the grey screen of overload (for the very few people who have seen what I'm talking about).

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 05 Jun 2007, 22:01

darkduck wrote:
Alex Steacy wrote:Patience, young padawan.

Or in Lavos' case, pedowan!
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

You win this time darkfuck.
OHSNAPS. TYPO LOL.

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darkduck · Postby **darkduck** » 05 Jun 2007, 22:11

Lavos wrote:You win this time darkfuck.

Dagnab it!
You got me.

Edited to lessen stupidity.
I still love you Lavos

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 06 Jun 2007, 11:43

I actually did that typo, and thats how i gots it.

And yea it was pretty bad.

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