Man Cooking - Swiss Meat Roll

kristopf · Postby **kristopf** » 31 Jan 2009, 11:42

Pistol whipping meat is definitely the manleyist way to tenderize.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 31 Jan 2009, 11:53

Lord Chrusher wrote:Also does the leaning to the left line in any way describe Morgan's political views?

socialism 4 life!

Master Gunner wrote:I think the only thing that can top this is if the next time Alex is in Victoria, we buy Sable a ticket down there too.

this both terrifies and intrigues me.

Alja-Markir wrote:Sable coming down? Very yes. But one thing would make it even better.

A Trebuchet.

lol. at least you're consistent.

Corax · Postby **Corax** » 31 Jan 2009, 12:09

i liked watching Morgan and Alex combine their meat into a swiss meat roll

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 31 Jan 2009, 12:39

I came.

Dominic Appleguard · Postby **Dominic Appleguard** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:04

I expected "If your girlfriend likes your cooking, you're doing it wrong!" to just be a one-off gag. Turning it into a sign-off catchphrase was a great idea.

Sable · Postby **Sable** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:10

Oh my God.

I'm sure this smelled fantastic, but I'm worried for the colonic health of anyone who tried to eat more than a...well, slice doesn't quite cut it, so I'm going to go with slab.

You know, like the troll drug from Discworld.

I'll happy appear in a Man Cooking. If y'all are planning on doing one sometime in the spring, we might be able to arrange something...*steepled fingers*

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:16

Sable wrote:*steepled fingers*

inDEED

Over-analytical Nerd · Postby **Over-analytical Nerd** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:24

This has convinced me to make a bacon blanket. That way I could wrap myself in manliness AND delicious meat.

I also agree about garlic being an ISC (or how about one of those sauces...pure)

The pistol whip made me think of a joke I made: Man with gun says "I've got a gun and I know how to use it!"...pause...then pistol whips another guy.

THIS MEATY MEAL WAS SO MANLY, LESSER MEN DIE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

Also this made me both terrified and quite hungry at the same time...

Another also: In all my visits to Switzerland (once every year since I was five, so there have been many), I have yet to see a Swiss roll.

Oxford · Postby **Oxford** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:33

Elomin Sha wrote:Hi Oxford, nice to see you posting again.

Hello to you, too! And thank you! It has been far too long.

Oxford · Postby **Oxford** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:34

Dominic Appleguard wrote:I expected "If your girlfriend likes your cooking, you're doing it wrong!" to just be a one-off gag. Turning it into a sign-off catchphrase was a great idea.

It's like Handyman Corner.

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

Oxford · Postby **Oxford** » 31 Jan 2009, 13:36

kristopf wrote:Pistol whipping meat is definitely the manleyist way to tenderize.

Manly AND Violent!

WOW. I fail with this triple posting.

Kevco · Postby **Kevco** » 31 Jan 2009, 15:48

Keeping a loaded (fake) firearm in the front of your pants is manly!!!

Other than that, that was really awesome to watch.

Eldan · Postby **Eldan** » 31 Jan 2009, 15:54

So, just a side question, why is this epic thing called a "swiss" meat roll? I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything like it around here.

Khomatose · Postby **Khomatose** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:25

Morgan is the single most manly creature I've ever laid eyes upon in my life.

Let him know I love him? Please?

Also, all that meaty goodness made me go out and get a kebab

so, so good.

LoadingReadyRun...inspiring generations xD

xxx <3

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:27

i don't know if they exist in Switzerland, but around these parts we have what are called 'swiss rolls' and they're essentially what we made but with dough and jam instead of meat and meat.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:30

Khomatose wrote:pansexual

that's a lot of sexual.

Khomatose · Postby **Khomatose** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:40

PJ between my slightly less funny friends.

Gurei · Postby **Gurei** » 31 Jan 2009, 16:52

Oxford wrote:Alex Steacy + Morgan VanHumbeck = Epic. Fucking. Win.

Truth.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 31 Jan 2009, 18:00

Khomatose wrote:nonsense

i do not know what you are saying to me

Elomin Sha · Postby **Elomin Sha** » 31 Jan 2009, 18:22

Morgan wrote:i don't know if they exist in Switzerland, but around these parts we have what are called 'swiss rolls' and they're essentially what we made but with dough and jam instead of meat and meat.

They have something similar in Switzerland but the term Swis roll doesn't come from there.

BirdofPrey · Postby **BirdofPrey** » 31 Jan 2009, 18:29

That was so beautiful that if real men had tear ducts, I would cry
HAAAA

What happened to Morgan's man voice though? It was better in previous editions of man cooking.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 31 Jan 2009, 20:33

I believe the proper term is a roulade Pfnah Ha Ha!

/foodie snobbery

By they way, I still say a fun man cooking would be the Man Cooking Tea Party. I mean seriously, so much possibility for manlinizationing, yet it would look cool if it was done as a proper British tea service. I would need a video camera, an ally, and some kickass recipes to makeover.

I'm thinking that it would be fun and manly as fuck.

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 31 Jan 2009, 23:00

Morgan wrote:i don't know if they exist in Switzerland, but around these parts we have what are called 'swiss rolls' and they're essentially what we made but with dough and jam instead of meat and meat.

tallertoler · Postby **tallertoler** » 31 Jan 2009, 23:23

Elomin Sha wrote:
Morgan wrote:i don't know if they exist in Switzerland, but around these parts we have what are called 'swiss rolls' and they're essentially what we made but with dough and jam instead of meat and meat.

They have something similar in Switzerland but the term Swis roll doesn't come from there.

Yeah, in Switzerland they would just be called rolls.

BirdofPrey · Postby **BirdofPrey** » 01 Feb 2009, 01:05

tak197 wrote:By they way, I still say a fun man cooking would be the Man Cooking Tea Party. I mean seriously, so much possibility for manlinizationing, yet it would look cool if it was done as a proper British tea service..

Leaves are for sissies, real men boil the whole tree.

HAAAAA

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