Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One

[Matt]

When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5459-Infernal-Hells-Vengeance-Part-One

-m

[Season's Beatings]

I've never even heard of this game. There's probably a reason for that.

[NotAwesomeAtAll]

This game! Good luck on getting part two done; I've tried to play this a few times, and never even got past the opening cinematic. Even with the commentary,which was was good, I had to take a break and come back to watch the second half of the video later.
Also: Forgive me,Ryan...For I have sinned?

[Geoff_B]

So wait a minute, what happened to the giant explodey mine thing? This game makes no sense!

[plummeting_sloth]

1) I really hope they're like the bomb cult from Beneath the Planet of the Apes, only they recently found out it's just a sea mine and have to go from calling it "Ruiner of Worlds" to "Likely but not assuredly Sinker of Decent-Sized Cargo Ships"

2) The car itself also seemed incredibly unsure of how a car is supposed to move. By the way it wobbled as it approached the curb, perhaps it was a motorcycle previously and also "lost it's powers"

3) I really wanted there to just be a kindly man behind a desk in that mausoleum, thrilled to finally have a guest during visitor hours and running forward with pamphlets asking if he was there for the tour.

[Gap Filler]

Reasonably sure hearing "Mr. Linux" was a fault of my hearing rather than a fault of Satan's VA. Reasonably, despite misgivings about the game's budget due to the botoxed characters.

What does it say, that I can name fifteen odd year old PS1 games with better graphics?

[CaptainSpam]

"Mr. Lennox. You're still alive. How convenient. I need a new heating and cooling system installed and I want an estimate..."