Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Robo4900 » 04 Jan 2014, 08:30

They don't take suggestions for Feed Dump stories; Graham gets out his iPad, and reads them from some newsfeeds he's subscribed to.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby ArchieO » 24 Jan 2014, 08:46

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Re: Some "News"

Postby rocketwolf » 17 Apr 2014, 13:41

So I have a question, is it public intoxication for drinking a beer in a park if you bought said beer in that park. That'll be the question on a lot of Tennessee police officers' as cities can now get licenses to sell beer in parks. http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/po ... 25147615=1
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Robo4900 » 23 Apr 2014, 21:46

I think you guys are looking for the Brilliant News Stories thread.
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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Robo4900 » 14 May 2014, 17:40

Robo4900 wrote:I think you are looking for the Brilliant News Stories thread.

This thread is for "I am an X, joining me this week is a Y, and we're Z."

Anyway, "... And we've just found a goose!"
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Prospero101 » 24 May 2014, 05:53

Here's one that I thought of in the General Chat thread in ages past, when I first joined the forums:

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Re: Some "News"

Postby kagekyuu » 26 Nov 2014, 19:34

i felt this was appropriately feed dump worthy - https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/school- ... 73846.html the gist of the article is that a school district's parents of 2nd graders got all in a tizzy because their children were going to take an annual field trip to see the nutcracker, and lo-and-behold, said Christmas ballet has a Christmas tree on stage. You know, Christmas trees, harbinger of hatred, proselytizing, and religion; or something of that nature
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Re: Some "News"

Postby marathemara » 07 Dec 2014, 12:48

Here's a rhyme: the Druze are a Middle Eastern ethnic group.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby marathemara » 11 Dec 2014, 08:29

Welcome to Feed Dump, where we are outdated hairstyles. I'm a bouffant. Joining me are a bob and a beehive. And to keep your hair clean, you should shampoo.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jeteye » 03 Feb 2015, 12:19

This is Feed Dump level of stupid.

http://www.wmur.com/news/man-calls-poli ... e/31068076

A guy calls the police to report a theft and gets arrested for having 61 grams of heroine and an assault rifle in his car. Had he been snuggling a thousand some kind of reptile in back pack this would have been perfect.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Maxis Lithium » 06 Feb 2015, 12:23

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/02/03 ... ostpopular

Toronto had a Penis map posted in the transit system. I looked at that picture (I live in Toronto, and had never seen the picture before) and thought "wow. that's obviously a Penis." And it's great to get some laughs at the expense of my home town.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby squaredotcube » 08 Feb 2015, 18:40

http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?list=196407&id=1161111

You know how Feed Dump likes impersonation stories... Well, in this case, a woman in the St. Louis area impersonated a US Deputy Marshal since 2009, and stuck to that story so much that she publicly carried a gun, told her boyfriend she worked in "witness security", and to the point where police found business cards with her name and "profession" in her house.

The things you hear on TV while on vacation.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby SohNata » 14 Mar 2015, 12:22

Amazon is now selling erotic fiction about 'Clippy', the paper clip from Microsft Word circa 2000.

http://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy- ... 1608250770
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jeteye » 18 Mar 2015, 12:16

A truck in Maine overturns carrying 30,000 lbs of lobsters. This is about as Maine as you can get.

http://www.wmur.com/news/tractortrailer ... e/31868028
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Redlin5 » 31 Mar 2015, 17:11

Weird news and the reactions to it are why Feed Dump was my favorite weekly piece of Escapist content. :3
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 31 Mar 2015, 22:27

It's still continuing on YouTube.
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
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A potential story

Postby Grypheae » 02 Apr 2015, 07:22

I don't know if you will find this useful but broadly fits your editorial interests

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-32114734

BTW Sleaford is pronounced locally as slee - to rhyme with glee and ford - said short to rhyme with Fudd (as in Elmer)
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jeteye » 03 Apr 2015, 06:42

Concord woman wakes to find stranger in bedroom.

http://www.wmur.com/news/concord-woman- ... y/32172232
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Re: Some "News"

Postby EikoandMog » 05 Apr 2015, 02:43

Immediately thought of feed dump when I found this absolute gem.

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea ... 7291248835
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Re: Some "News"

Postby asteriskreaper » 22 Apr 2015, 07:52

So how do we send hats to feed dump?
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Lord Chrusher » 22 Apr 2015, 12:12

I would get in touch with Graham or Kathleen.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby asteriskreaper » 01 May 2015, 07:15

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." -the Laughing Man
"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey... you should see me in a crown... "-James Moriarty(Sherlock)
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Robo4900 » 01 May 2015, 16:55

Actually, I think the dumbest lifeform on the planet is the hideous superbeing made up of all the anti-vaxxers in the world merged into one conglomeration of idiocy.

I realise that conglomeration is technically incorrect in this usage, but it sounds funnier than "Mass of congealed idiocy", which was my second choice.

On a serious note, wow.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby rybackgaming » 06 May 2015, 12:55

I found this earlier. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/neb ... es-n354301 I don't know if you find this too controversial, but you did do "Dildo full of ashes"

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