22 - Live Birth Webcast

[pokute]

Graham + sexy red graduation cap + duck face + bad duck noises = weirdest boner

Also, would like to see menstruation as an Xbox Live chiev toast.

[Undersol]

Here you go.



edit: here's your toast.

[King Kool]

ZOMG KATE!

[Tapir12]

That advice was indeed quite horrible. Lots of Canadian news this week!

I agree that if you can't even get out of your car to shoot a moose, you are ridiculously lazy. Moose, by the way, is quite tasty.

[Avistew]

Oh, and before this post is over here's your disturbing thought for the day: that live birth webcast. Someone, somewhere on the internet was masturbating to it. Guaranteed.

Pretty sure I already said something like that

And you were already the second person saying it

But I like how each person saying it is gradually less subtle about it.

[phlip]

But I like how each person saying it is gradually less subtle about it.

The way you say this... it sounds like a challenge.

[Lord Chrusher]

I am not sure how I feel about you going for a redneck accent rather than a Newfie accent during the moose segment.

[Yaxley]

I know a woman who kept live updating her Facebook status while in labor. Not nearly as bad as a live feed, but... yeah.

[Vigafre]

Sounds like it would be more annoying.

[chif-ii]

But I like how each person saying it is gradually less subtle about it.

The way you say this... it sounds like a challenge.

Rule 34: Right now, someone is touching their PENIS to that s***!*

I am not sure how I feel about you going for a redneck accent rather than a Newfie accent during the moose segment.

Maybe because no one else would get it if they did a Newfie accent? I would have gone for a New England accent, but that's just me.

I know a woman who kept live updating her Facebook status while in labor. Not nearly as bad as a live feed, but... yeah.

What exactly were the contents of said updates? 'Cause there's only three updates that I think really need to be said when in labor; "My water broke," "owowowowowowOWWWWWWW!!!!!!", and "*insert Legend of Zelda music here* Baby here, omg!"

*yeah, sorry about that.

[RLYoshi]

These forum comments are making me laugh more than the video itself.

...I don't know if that's good or bad.

And yay, my "Some News" suggestion was used! I FEEL IMPORTANT.

[Graham]

I am not sure how I feel about you going for a redneck accent rather than a Newfie accent during the moose segment.

Dude, I don't know what accent I was doing.

I wasn't going redneck, because that would've been a southern "good ol' boys" accent. This was... something.
Granted, should've been Newfie, but wasn't.

[Avistew]

I just realised, I think the first person who mentioned birth pornography in the subtlest of ways was actually on the escapist.

Therefore, I'd like to apologise to Trixy for wrongly saying she was second in this thread (unless she actually was).

Also, post from the escapist quoted here for your enjoyment:

What disturbs me is why people were watching the live birth webcast.
I mean, this is the internet after all.
...
Yeah, just enjoy that mental image.

Also, people mentioned it over there, but when Kathleen said "Pandas, the only animals too stupid to fuck other pandas" I thought "What the heck, I don't fuck pandas!"
She should have ended her sentence before "other pandas" I think. The people fapping to live births didn't end up being the most disturbing image brought by this episode

[Master Gunner]

I am not sure how I feel about you going for a redneck accent rather than a Newfie accent during the moose segment.

Maybe because no one else would get it if they did a Newfie accent? I would have gone for a New England accent, but that's just me.

Uh, a New England accent would have being just as wrong as what Graham did. A proper stereotypical Newfie accent would be completely different.

[Vigafre]

Shoulda gone Alaskan, but Graham's accent wasn't ridiculously redneck. It was more Jeff Foxworthy and less Cletus.

[Geoff_B]

Um... I couldn't tell either way?

[Undersol]

Shoulda gone Alaskan, but Graham's accent wasn't ridiculously redneck. It was more Jeff Foxworthy and less Cletus.

Definitely, it reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy bit I've heard more than I ever needed to.(How many times do you need to watch blue collar comedy? If this chair wasn't so comfortable I'd go use my lappy elsewhere.)

[Ahlir]

What exactly were the contents of said updates? 'Cause there's only three updates that I think really need to be said when in labor; "My water broke," "owowowowowowOWWWWWWW!!!!!!", and "*insert Legend of Zelda music here Baby here, omg!"

That is brilliant!!! Only add a "Give me more drugs" quote and I'd do it. But I never actually want to go through child birth.

[Duckay]

That is brilliant!!! Only add a "Give me more drugs" quote and I'd do it. But I never actually want to go through child birth.

Trixy, somehow I parsed this as, "If we agree to add an extra quote, I'll do it, even though I never actually want to go through child birth.", and for a minute, I was thinking, "Wow, she's dedicated to the joke."

[Ahlir]

Trixy, somehow I parsed this as, "If we agree to add an extra quote, I'll do it, even though I never actually want to go through child birth.", and for a minute, I was thinking, "Wow, she's dedicated to the joke."

Bahahahahhaha Well its better then some other people's reasons to have kids.

OK... I swear this here and now. IF (remember that is IF) I ever have a child, I will use what ever social network is the main one at that time and post (or get someone to) post these lines during the birth. You've all seen this. I have witnesses. It will be done.

[RLYoshi]

OK... I swear this here and now. IF (remember that is IF) I ever have a child, I will use what ever social network is the main one at that time and post (or get someone to) post these lines during the birth. You've all seen this. I have witnesses. It will be done.

We are so gonna hold you to that.

[Ahlir]

We are so gonna hold you to that.

That's why I posted it here... Cause I knew you will

[Ahlir]

Double post I know... but I just found this

[Duckay]

I approve, but I am still disappointed because that is less dedication than I thought.

[chif-ii]

Double post I know... but I just found this

I like mine better.

What exactly were the contents of said updates? 'Cause there's only three updates that I think really need to be said when in labor; "My water broke," "owowowowowowOWWWWWWW!!!!!!", and "*insert Legend of Zelda music here Baby here, omg!"

That is brilliant!!! Only add a "Give me more drugs" quote and I'd do it. But I never actually want to go through child birth.

I think "MORPHINE! NOW!" is basically the same as "F***in' OW. THE PAIN."

EDIT: Where's the address to send our Metallica cassettes to?