The Birds, the bees, and the bears

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The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Kathleen » 15 Oct 2012, 09:41

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... -The-Bears

The sooner you have the talk, the better.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Elomin Sha » 15 Oct 2012, 09:46

...

I never thought LRR would be the ones to give me the Birds and the Bees talk.

I think I'm going to be scarred for life.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Jamfalcon » 15 Oct 2012, 09:48

Sometimes it's hard to guess who wrote a video. This was not one of those times.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 09:50

I'm just kind in shock after watching that. Wow is the only thing that comes to mind. I'm in tears here bravo. I'm also going to have nightmares about Graham and zucchini now.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Mara Kalat » 15 Oct 2012, 10:32

Jamfalcon wrote:Sometimes it's hard to guess who wrote a video. This was not one of those times.


Yeah, if ever a video was easy to attribute to a specific writer this was the one.
I really enjoyed it though :D (also yay for Bears in the title)

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Yaxley » 15 Oct 2012, 10:32

Jamfalcon wrote:Sometimes it's hard to guess who wrote a video. This was not one of those times.

Yep.

It's apparently possible to laugh and cringe at the same time. This brought up awkward memories of "The Talk," but was still hilarious.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Fenrir » 15 Oct 2012, 10:45

This video was both awesome and ever so slightly disturbing at the same time....but awesome none the less.

I also think I'm getting better at IDing the scripts written by Kathleen.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Oct 2012, 11:02

Definitely on top form for this video with tremendous commitment to comedy on everyone's part I think.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby AlexanderDitto » 15 Oct 2012, 11:30

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I have been scarred for life.

Oh my god.

Also I JUST got the "and the bears" part of the title OH MY GOD KATHLEEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby ex-Lurker » 15 Oct 2012, 11:42

BRB bleaching brain
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby King Kool » 15 Oct 2012, 11:53

I thought "Is this actually happening?" at the exact same time as Paul.

Also, when I saw who wrote it, I shouted, "Of COURSE! Of course Kathleen wrote this!"
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Master Gunner » 15 Oct 2012, 11:54

Oh Kathleen...
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby JayBlanc » 15 Oct 2012, 12:30

This needed to come with all kinds of warnings. All kinds.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lord Hosk » 15 Oct 2012, 12:33

My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?

I can only imagine the phone call.

"hey sis, we are gonna be filming on Saturday.

"no Beej is going to do the boom, could you do camera?"

"Oh its two parents giving their 20 something son a Birds and the Bees talk."

"No, more graphic,"

"more graphic,"

"No, you aren't getting it... um, OH Kathleen wrote it."

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby WAYF » 15 Oct 2012, 12:50

JayBlanc wrote:This needed to come with all kinds of warnings. All kinds.


"Hi, I'm LoadingReadyRun's Alex Steacy. I'm not in this video, but you know what is? ITHWBsuoehRUOSFhneriAHGFHIRGBBSUDDHEWHN!!"

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What was shopping for that leather... whatever that thing is in the stinger?
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Master Gunner » 15 Oct 2012, 13:00

Well, presumably they did at some point.

Which reminds me, I need to get a wedding gift for some friends of mine. Friends who, been somewhat religious, do not yet have...personal...experience with the birds and the bees.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby empath » 15 Oct 2012, 13:04

...let alone the bears? Oh, my ;)


But good one, Kathleen. :)

Nice level of over-the-top-ness, with a great twist.

And GOOD stinger.


And as for all you wussies complaining about scarring and brain bleach, maybe you should go turn your Net Nanny or CYBERsitter back on. ;)

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Steamcastle » 15 Oct 2012, 13:37

good tame video, I mean there is this thing called the internet, if you go looking for weird stuff on it well the things in this video are nothing.

why do people thing just because you 27 and have no personal experience with the birds and the bees, that you are religious, saving your self, or not interested.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby SilPho » 15 Oct 2012, 13:46

So... that happened.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Graham » 15 Oct 2012, 13:52

Lord Hosk wrote:My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?
I think the worst part for her was helping me into that leather thing.

:?
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby MrPayneTrayne » 15 Oct 2012, 13:53

Graham wrote:
Lord Hosk wrote:My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?
I think the worst part for her was helping me into that leather thing.

:?

Yeah, hand me downs (ups?) are the worst.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby General Michi » 15 Oct 2012, 15:09

I said on twitter that I literally just finished my 3rd annual LRR marathon of ALL TEH VIDEOZ (and podcasts etc.) and when the very last one is this video it's safe to say that you have in no way lost your touch.

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby tanatoes » 15 Oct 2012, 15:31

Right. That will not be one of the videos I watch with my in-laws.

Still laughed a lot - especially at Paul's reactions.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lord Hosk » 15 Oct 2012, 17:04

Graham wrote:
Lord Hosk wrote:My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?
I think the worst part for her was helping me into that leather thing.

:?



Probably would have helped to oil it up a little first...

:idea:

Probably would have made it a lot worse to oil it up a little first.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Oct 2012, 17:06

Oh god, is there a Loading Time for this video?
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