Congratulations to the LRR couples on their engagements!

[Vigafre]

Well, I was gonna congratulate Graham and Kathleen but now all I can think about are eggs and butts.

[Jillers]

Well, I was gonna congratulate Graham and Kathleen but now all I can think about are eggs and butts.

Then all is right with the world.

[Foxmar]

Well, I was gonna congratulate Graham and Kathleen but now all I can think about are eggs and butts.

Mission Accomplished!

[CommanderKeen]

You know what I had for dinner tonight? Breakfast. Bacon, Eggs, hashbrowns and Toast. So much better when I'm not half asleep.

Also: What majority of posts in the thread said.

[Lord Hosk]

someone with far more skill than I needs to put those together so they are just butt bumping in a forever loop.

[MattAn]

Well, I was gonna congratulate Graham and Kathleen but now all I can think about are eggs and butts.

...This is the Graham & Kathleen thread, right? Of *course* it's eggs and butts!

[AlexanderDitto]

You know what I had for dinner tonight? Butts. Butts, butts, butts and butts. So much better when I'm not half asleep.

Also: What majority of posts in the thread said.

FTFY

I approve of the new direction this thread is headed in. *Smashes champagne bottle against thread*

[Kirkygirl]

Since I have yet to add my two cents, congratulations to Graham and Kathleen. Your engagement induced much squeeing and (happy) screaming on my part. I then went to work the next day with a sore throat and I'm *still* having to deal with paroxysms of squee and having to explain ALL THE LRR.
You're welcome.

-Kirkygirl

[Vigafre]

...This is the Graham & Kathleen thread, right? Of *course* it's eggs and butts!

Honestly*, I expected more cats, beards, and bearded cats.

*Not an actual honest response.

[Under_Score]

Honestly*, I expected more cats, beards, and bearded cats.

*Not an actual honest response.

Why have bearded cats when you can have cat-beards!

[Foxmar]

Most epic cat-beard I have ever seen!

[Lord Hosk]

You know what I had for dinner tonight? Butts. Butts, butts, butts and butts. So much better when I'm not half asleep.

Also: What majority of posts in the thread said.

FTFY

I approve of the new direction this thread is headed in. *Smashes champagne bottle against thread*

Great job you knocked it off course now it is on cats! At least they arent on Rollerblades.

[Foxmar]

[empath]

We are also on Team Not-Talkin-Bout-Babies, for the record.

But you guys can talk about whatever you like.

Cool! So d'you two have adjoining burial plots picked out yet? Cuz, y'know - none of us are getting any younger and memento mori and all that, and this sort of question is not creepy as fuck AT ALL, IS IT?

But seriously, you're cooler than we deserve for your easy-going nature on this.


As for the rest of the participants:

I was only gone for eight measly hours and you SPAMMED UP FIVE MORE PAGES?!?

GEEEEEEZ!

[Deedles]

This thread got my

[AdmiralMemo]

So... Eggs and butts... Can you cook eggs ON your butt?

[Metcarfre]

BUTT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS...

[Foxmar]

So... Eggs and butts... Can you cook eggs ON your butt?

If your Graham and use Skeeterpellant.

[Lord Hosk]

Seems appropriate.

Dear Dr James Vander beek, my wife says graham is too Canadian, Kris Straub is too beardy, Mike Roubles is still too beardy, Pika and Fugi said no. So I am down on one knee, if my wife says yes, will you marry me?

[JustAName]

Hosk, did you ever ask Mikey Neumann? He is single, as he said in twitter correspondence with Ash, and is not beardy at all!

[wartjr2373]

Was gonna add my congratulations but it seems like this thread isn't about that anymore.

Anyway, I knew it was only a matter of time, but it's still wonderful news. I wish you all the best.

[ex-Lurker]

Wow, this thread derailed so hard that the train is being classified as a satellite. But seriously, this talk of eggs and butts is giving my a craving for bacon and scrambled eggs.

[Luna.wolves]

congrats to the happy couple.

[Kthanid]

Congrats guys! Many happy returns for both of you and a quote that I feel is apt.

"We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love."
- Robert Fulghum

[tak197]

Hosk, did you ever ask Mikey Neumann? He is single, as he said in twitter correspondence with Ash, and is not beardy at all!

*imagines Mikey Neumann and Lord Hosk as a couple*

I'd ship it. And funnily enough, I met them both at PAX EAST and they both had to use canes. HIVE CANES!

Also, Graham, if you can't trust the internet to talk about your non-existent babies, who can you trust? But don't worry about it just yet, we'll forget eventually and move on to stuff like monetizing farts or something.