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Dr. Atrocity
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Re: Haiku

Postby Dr. Atrocity » 22 Oct 2009, 14:50

DUH-NA-NUH-NA-NA
DUH-NA-NUH-NA-NUH-NA-NAH
BATMAN! BATMA-AN!

*ahem*

Over and under,
The crimson, shining, heaving..
What was I saying?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 23 Oct 2009, 09:52

Job offer nearby.
Hopefully it will go through.
I need a new job.
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 09 Nov 2009, 04:09

ARISE, HAIKU THREAD!
FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE FORUM
YOU SHALL LIVE ONCE MORE

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Softly through the trees
Whispers like a gentle breeze -
My God! Killer bees!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Machalllewis » 09 Nov 2009, 04:16

Linkara, Spoony
The Nostalgia Critic too
Channel Awesome rocks.
Nothing to see here.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 10 Nov 2009, 20:00

What I saw today...
It will haunt me 'til I die.
Pterodactyl porn.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Gordon Fearman » 10 Nov 2009, 20:25

Where did you find it?
Send on over a link, bro
I am curious
"When I feel my friends have been conspiring against me, I break into their bedrooms and I write in their diaries."

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Re: Haiku

Postby tak197 » 10 Nov 2009, 20:40

Why is it funny
When Beyonce clown goes "BAM"
And hurts her damn face?
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 11 Nov 2009, 05:17

Oh, Gordon Fearman
Just type it into Google
If you really must.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 00:25

There was this old thread
It kept on disappearing
But I've brought it back.
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Re: Haiku

Postby epocalypse » 30 Nov 2009, 09:41

Haikus are fun to
Write, except when you have one
Too many sylla-
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
Arius wrote:Epocalypse? More like Epicalypse, amirite? -Arius
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Re: Haiku

Postby Dark the Reaper » 30 Nov 2009, 11:28

If i Have to hear
About Windows XP more
i will face palm here
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Re: Haiku

Postby Theremin » 30 Nov 2009, 11:30

I should be writing.
I should be photoshopping.
Instead I sit here...
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Re: Haiku

Postby Gordon Fearman » 30 Nov 2009, 23:30

I came back Sunday
Thanksgiving was delicious
How many new threads?
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 01 Dec 2009, 15:23

Too many new threads
Cannot read all of them now
But I have no choice...
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
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Re: Haiku

Postby epocalypse » 01 Dec 2009, 15:34

the amativeness wrote:Too many new threads
Cannot read all of them now
But I have no choice...


On the internet time drains,
But that says nothing of forums;
They're goddamn sink holes.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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Re: Haiku

Postby 2stepz » 01 Dec 2009, 15:43

So Freaking Nervous.
Grad School Plans in Progress Now -
Time to escape job.

Two weeks to Pack up
Leaving the Desert for good
Home for Holidays?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Longshot » 01 Dec 2009, 16:09

Christmas is coming
I will visit my parents
Enjoy it I won't
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lawman » 01 Dec 2009, 16:45

Guys, is it just me,
Or are haikus completely
Piss-easy to write?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Ottoman » 01 Dec 2009, 19:18

2stepz wrote:Two weeks to Pack up
Leaving the Desert for good
Home for Holidays?

Forget the desert.
Holiday cheer must be hard
In forty-plus heat.

Lawman, haikus are
not at all easy to write.
(Shh, keep it down, you!)
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 02 Dec 2009, 03:17

Starts writing haiku
Can't quite find the right last line...
Look, a distraction!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Machalllewis » 02 Dec 2009, 03:23

One blink to the next
Time still slips through our fingers
Haikus can be dull.
Nothing to see here.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Theremin » 02 Dec 2009, 03:38

Breakfast! Breakfast now!
Bacon and love apple sauce!
Jamaicany fun!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 02 Dec 2009, 04:02

Fuck me fuck me fuck.
This is the worst day ever.
I have no bacon...
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 02 Dec 2009, 04:13

What did you just say?
Complete absence of bacon?
Then all hope is lost!
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Re: Haiku

Postby DerpoFrito » 02 Dec 2009, 06:34

Why, Tyler Durden?
His name WAS Robert Paulson.
But, where is my mind?

Put on Sunglasses
Say the witty one liner.
Wait for the YEAAAAAAAAAA

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