Your Epitaph

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Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 17 Nov 2009, 21:06

What would you want on your gravestone?

I'm thinking either:
Zombie Nymphomaniac
Or...
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby King Kool » 17 Nov 2009, 21:10

I'm going to be cremated.

Unless I die in a freezer and am frozen stuck in a humorous position. Then I'll go on tour.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mister Fiend » 17 Nov 2009, 21:12

Not gone, merely marching far away.

OR

They buried me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Lorithad » 17 Nov 2009, 21:19

My leading favorite: "I told you I was sick."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Master Gunner » 17 Nov 2009, 21:39

I TOLD you to swallow the blue pill!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 17 Nov 2009, 21:51

"What car?"
"What lion?"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Evil Jim » 17 Nov 2009, 21:51

Mister Fiend wrote:They buried me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.

Or use it as a bike rack.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mister Fiend » 17 Nov 2009, 21:52

He came, He Saw, He Got Trampled By A Rhino.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Unclever title » 17 Nov 2009, 21:53

I'm not sure what I'd put on my epitaph but something I think should be considered (even jokingly) more often is taxidermy. The only problem I see is getting someone who wouldn't be horribly disturbed about doing it...

Also it's pretty dang illegal.

Actually upon looking at a few online I have decided the best ones are ones that rhyme and relate to a supposed method of death. My first name being Derek, I am at a disadvantage.

How-ever! I think I has the solution!

Beneath you here lies Derek. He almost smote the Kerrek.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 17 Nov 2009, 21:54

Taxidermy is fine. Just look up Body Worlds.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Tim » 17 Nov 2009, 21:55

"Here lies David St. Hubbins. And why not?"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mister Fiend » 17 Nov 2009, 22:00

Am I a Lich yet?
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 17 Nov 2009, 22:02

We think it was him.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Keith K » 17 Nov 2009, 22:04

"Reserved"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 17 Nov 2009, 22:13

Oh my God! Perfect:

Hit the wall at 87.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Sable » 17 Nov 2009, 22:33

Beneath this grassy mound now lies
One Edgar Oscar Earle,
Who to another hunter looked
Exactly like a squirrel.

Actually I have no idea.

"Behind You" is a good one.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Fuzzyfreaker » 17 Nov 2009, 22:48

"Dig me up. I DARE YOU."

Of course my coffin would be laden with landmines.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Vigafre » 17 Nov 2009, 22:51

"You kids get off my dirt clot"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Dempsas » 17 Nov 2009, 23:06

Theres always the classic gamer one.
"Respawn In 9..."

or have a digital timer with an astronomical number on it counting down.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Cake » 18 Nov 2009, 00:56

I don't know what I want on my headstone, but I want my last words to be "Hey guys! Check this out!."
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Sieg Reyu » 18 Nov 2009, 01:13

Either
"Thus the life force known as ___
was never allowed
to exist in this world.
Fate has no forgiveness for
those that stand against it."

or

" You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.

Game Over. "
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby ChoTomoko » 18 Nov 2009, 01:26

"There was something in the air that night...

Turned out to be massive amounts of carbon monoxide."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby tak197 » 18 Nov 2009, 02:06

Wear it down or make it small letters: "I'm not dead, I'm right behind you."

Or simply: "*HURK*"

Or: "[/lifespan]"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Kneuronak » 18 Nov 2009, 04:42

I'd want something like, "Not Dead, Just Reserving the Spot."

OR

"Try Again Later"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Genghis Ares » 18 Nov 2009, 04:51

"Outlook Not So Good"
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