"Wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the coffee"

[Mad Madam Mimm]

So. My roommate got her kettle for free off of freecycle. She decided it needed jazzing up. We've both had Half Life on the brain a little, lately.

This is the result.



On the right, it says "HEV refuel"


Yes, that is Gordon Rayman. Well, what the hell else am I going to do in english lectures, pay attention?!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Hell, no. And, re: the Gordon Rayman drawing , hell YEAH!

[Theremin]

Now I've got to draw Megaman on my toaster...one moment...

[Lyinginbedmon]

I am sad. I have no appliances to graffiti

[infinite_guest]

I have a microwave, but no paint markers.

[Highlander]

I dint live in a student flat so doing that to my appliances would result in death by maternal evisceration

[Mad Madam Mimm]

not if you get your own appliances, surely.

[Highlander]

no mother is very... odd about this sort of thing

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Indeed. You should be rescued forthwith.

Also- no one picked up on the kettle/"steam" pun yet?

Also also- If someone with better photoshop skills than me (i.e. any at all) couls 'shop a ravin' rabbid in the place of a headcrab, I would find it a hilarious friend for Gordon Rayman.

[Highlander]

Also- no one picked up on the kettle/"steam" pun yet?

we were gonna ignore this one and hope it went away

[iamafish]

Also- no one picked up on the kettle/"steam" pun yet?

that pun made my blood boil

[Theremin]

Hugs or Brains...?

[elvor]

That... is horrifying.

[Theremin]

Facehugging: now with waggle action!

[Mad Madam Mimm]

I was wrong!

I WAS WROOOOOONG!!!!

[Theremin]

Be careful what you wish for...

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

And whatever you do, never release a podcast in which you used the phrase "I defy anyone to make porn of a Louis XIV ghost chair and a Mondrian print!" and invited people to send you their attempts.

Also, I'm sorry, but drawing Half-Life pictures on the side of a kettle does not constitute a Steam pun.

[Mad Madam Mimm]

It so does! Kettle... steam... it works, and is a pun.

Now, what to draw on the toaster...

[Lyinginbedmon]

Now, what to draw on the toaster...

Left 4 Bread?

Smoker!

[Highlander]

Larf

[wedrinkritalin]

I adore you mimm, come to NI, marry me, you can fuck about with my kettle all you want, as long as it works and doesn't taste inky.

[Dave-O_Boy]

I adore you mimm, come to NI, marry me, you can fuck about with my kettle all you want, as long as it works and doesn't taste inky.

Ummmm... Oh dear.

[Theremin]

Allow me to get my dress gloves.
I fear a duel may be in order.

[Keab42]

Now, what to draw on the toaster...

Cylons. The old-style cool ones not the new fleshy ones...

[Highlander]

Allow me to get my dress gloves.
I fear a duel may be in order.

weapon of choice GRENADE!