How are you feeling... in song

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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby andy25100 » 29 Jun 2011, 05:14

Rosie - Feel Electric

He said; "I like what I do, woahowaao.
And my girls are my fools, woahowaao.
So dont cut me off, woahowaao.
No dont cut me off, cos sugar I'll cut you."

I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.


"I see all the signs, woahowaao.
But I can't read your mind, woahowaao.

And I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.


Mr Magick... Fingers has a magic touch.
Dirty magic, he likes to see his baby blush.
And lovers love him, cos you can never love too much.
Mr Magick... Fingers has a magic touch.

I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
And I feel electric,
don't you feel electric too?
When the music makes us,
the music makes us move.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Danzama » 05 Jul 2011, 11:38

Keep holdin' on when
My brain's tickin' like a bomb
Guess the black thoughts have
Come again to get me
Sweet bitter words
Unlike nothing I have heard
Sing along mocking bird
You don't affect me

That's right
Deliverance of my heart
Please strike
Be deliberate

Wait
I'm coming undone
Irate
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate

Choke, choke again
I thought, my demons were my friends
Getting me in the end
They're out to get me
Since I was young
I've tasted sorrow on my tongue
And the sweet sugar gun
Does not protect me

That's right
Trigger between my eyes
Please strike
Make it quick now

Wait
I'm coming undone
Irate
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate

I'm
Trying to hold it together
Head is lighter than a feather
Looks like I'm not getting better
Not getting better

Wait
I'm coming undone
Irate
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
What looks so strong so delicate.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby JackSlack » 05 Jul 2011, 17:24

I'm so tired
I haven't slept a wink
I'm so I'm so tired
My mind is on the blink
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 24 Jul 2011, 05:42

♫Somedays won't end ever and somedays pass on by,
I'll be working here forever, at least until I die.
Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't
I'm supposed to get a raise week, you know damn well I won't.

Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.

Hey I'm not complaining 'cause I really need the work
Hitting up my buddy's got me feeling like a jerk
Hundred dollar car note, two hundred rent.
I get a check on Friday, but it's all ready spent.

Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.

Ooh, Workin' for a livin'
Ooh, taking what they giving
Ooh, Workin' for a livin'
Ooh, ooh

Bus boy, bartender, ladies of the night
Grease monkey, ex-junkie, winner of the fight
Walking on the streets its really all the same
selling souls, rock n' roll, any other day

Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin' workin'
Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.

Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'
I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.
Workin' for a livin', livin' and workin'♫
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Geoff_B » 24 Jul 2011, 05:54

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Deedles » 24 Jul 2011, 06:01

I'm keeping quiet til there's no more sirens
Lately it's hard to keep the hinges on with all the noise
I'll find my words when there's no one talking
The room is spinning, I have got no choice
Be patient, I am getting to the point.

I can't remember when the earth turned slowly
So I just waited with the lights turned out again
I lost my place but I can't stop this story
I've found my way, but until then
I'm only spinning

I'm keeping quiet til the phone stops ringing
Lately it's hard to disconnect, I just want something real
I've found the words if I could just stop thinking
The room is spinning, I have got no choice
Be patient, I am getting to the point.

I can't remember when the earth turned slowly
So I just waited with the lights turned out again
I lost my place but I can't stop this story
I've found my way, but until then
I'm only spinning

Spin beneath the rooftop
Hold on, wait until the room stops
Spinning

I can't remember when the earth turned slowly
So I just waited with the lights turned out again
I lost my place but I can't stop this story
I've found my way, but in the end
We're only spinning

I keep forgetting when the earth turned slowly
So I just waited til the lights come on again
I lost my place but I can't stop this story
I've found my way, but until then
I'm only spinning

Spinning
Spinning
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby epocalypse » 24 Jul 2011, 08:21

Daydream by Design By Gaby Moreno

Bursting up above
A silouhette, a dove
All the beauty rising
Hiding any traces of the burden
We left behind
Living in a daydream by design

Ashes in the ground
Daisies grow around
Other things will fall back
Half a block from where your dreams were bound
Just turn around
Living in a daydream by design

Changing like the seasons and the fashions
Fragile hearts of porcelain
All the vintage photographs and captions
Scrawled across the sun
A covenant of one

Open up our eyes
The future´s in disguise
In the hobo jungle
Roaming like two moons up in the sky
We're gettin' by just fine
Living in a daydream by design
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Danzama » 24 Jul 2011, 13:57

All those people that you know
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

I could buy myself a reason
I could sell myself a job
I could hang myself for treason
All the folks I know are gone

All the people that you know
All the people that you know
All the people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

So I ate the wedding cake
Until the whole damn thing was gone
And I'm going to drown the ocean
Now ain't none, oh, that so wrong

All those people that you know
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are gone

Going to take this sack of puppies
Going to set it out to freeze
Going to climb around on all fours
Until all the blood falls out my knees

All the people that you know
All the people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

Well, let's take this potted plant
To the woods and set it free
I'm going to tell the owners
Just how nice that was of me

I could buy myself a reason
I could sell myself a job
I could hang myself for treason
For I am my own damn god
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby SecretsOfMoon » 24 Jul 2011, 14:51

Candlemass - Elephant Star This is my song for the moment.
I am the bearer of Sitra Ahra, the one who stands at the gates of Qliphoth, I am Maskim Xul.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 25 Jul 2011, 01:29

I am a workin' man
But I ain't worked for a while
Like some old tin can
From the bottom of the pile

I have lost my way
But I hear tell
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement

My words are like a rope
That's wrapped around my throat
Wash my mouth with soap
For words unfit to quote

I have lost my way
But I hear tell
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement

I have lost my way
But I hear tell
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement

And now I'm free to go
But time cannot remove
The only life I know
Now only time will prove
Yes only time will prove

If I have lost my way
'Cause I hear tell
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement

Yeah, I lost my way
But I hear tell
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 31 Jul 2011, 17:21

Double-post time!

Oh! Demolition, demolition
Demolition, demolition

Tied to the tracks and the train's fast coming
Strapped to the wing with the engine running
You say that this wasn't in your plan
And don't mess around with the demolition man

Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking
This situation was not of your picking
You say that this wasn't in your plan
And don't mess around with the demolition man

I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill conversation as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man
Demolition, demolition
Demolition, demolition

You come to me like a moth to the flame
It's love you need but I don't play that game
'Cause you could be my greatest fan
But I'm nobody's friend, I'm a demolition man

I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill conversation as I walk into the room
I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man
Demolition, demolition
Demolition, demolition

Tied to the tracks and the train's fast coming
Strapped to the wing with the engine running
You say that this wasn't in your plan
And don't mess around with the demolition man
Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking
This situation was not of your picking
You say that this wasn't in your plan
And don't mess around with the demolition man
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby NinjaEnsemble » 31 Jul 2011, 22:01

Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"

Red hair with a curl
mellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes for peeping
can't keep away from the girl
these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting
can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Danzama » 06 Aug 2011, 16:03

I know you
so better than the city in the rear view
I drive to
eliminate the ball that I'm chained to

Take me break me
every mile further there's a part of me that slips away
One day you’ll see
Even if you go down on your knees you couldn’t make me stay

Drive all night
Never gonna get me
Night by night
To get away from it all
You fight fight fight
All you wanna do is hurt me
You wrecked my life
Now I’m gonna have to drive all night

I'll stay strong
I’m pushing on the pedal til' I break dawn
So I’m gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on

Take me break me
Every mile further there’s a part of me that slips away
One day you’ll see
Even if you got down on your knees you couldn’t make me stay

Drive all night
Never gonna get me
Night by night
To get away from it all
Fight fight fight
All you wanna do is hurt me
You wrecked my life
So I’m gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I’m gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I’m gonna have to drive all night

All of the things that you knew that I’d try
All of the things that I held inside
All I gotta do is drive

Drive all night
Never gonna get me
Night by night
To get away from it all
Fight fight fight
All you wanna do is hurt me
You wrecked my life
So I'm gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I'm gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I'm gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I'm gonna have to drive all night
You wrecked my life
So I'm gonna have to drive all night
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Gap Filler » 08 Aug 2011, 15:21

In such a country and at such a time,
There should be no melancholy evenings,
Even high bridges over the rivers,
And the hours between the night and morning,
And the long winter time as well:
All these are dangerous!
For in view of all the misery,
People just throw, in a few seconds time,
Their unbearable lives away.


Hmm. A little dour that one. Maybe again.

You gentlemen who think you have a mission
To purge us of the seven deadly sins
Should first sort out the basic food position
Then start your preaching, that's where it begins

You lot, who preach restraint and watch your waist as well
Should learn, for once, the way the world is run
However much you twist, or whatever lies that you tell
Food is the first thing, morals follow on

So first make sure that those who are now starving
get proper helpings, when we all start carving
What keeps mankind alive?

What keeps mankind alive? The fact that millions
are daily tortured, stifled, punished, silenced and oppressed
Mankind can keep alive thanks to its brilliance
in keeping its humanity repressed

And for once you must try not to shirk the facts
Mankind is kept alive
by bestial acts!


Not much better, frankly. One more time.

A poplar stands on Charles Square
In the middle of ruinous Berlin
And when people go across Charles Square
They see her friendly green.
In the winter of forty-six
The people froze, and the wood was rare
And many trees were felled
And it was her last year.
But the poplar there on Charles Square
Still today shows us her leafy green:
Thank you, residents of Charles Square
That we still have her with us.


Slightly more uplifting, perhaps.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 18 Aug 2011, 14:32

"Well, it's good-bye to the elevator music"

*crack*

*lines up needle on rock album* "Muah-hahahahahhah!"

*frown at just-started one-track LP*

*grin* "Do it."

>SCRRRRRRRAAAAAAATTTCHHHH<

"All RIGHT, Cincinnati, it is time for this town to GET DOWN!

You got Johnny- Doctor Johnny Fever and I am burinin' UP in here - WHOA! We all in critical condition, babies! But you can tell me where it hurts. 'Cause I've got the healing prescription here from the big KRP musical medicine cabinet. Now I am talkin' 'bout your fifty-thousand Watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide, and say 'Give it to me straight, Doctor; I can take it!'"

*starts Ted Nugent song*

"I almost forgot, fellow babies - BOOGER!"
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby auberginequeen » 19 Aug 2011, 15:10

Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against one
Is an art that's hard to teach

Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, you never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out, I'm wide awake
It's a scene about me

There's something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want
Well, it's all because of me

Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid

(Trust, deceived)

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Clever alibis
Lord of the flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Stinkychops » 19 Aug 2011, 18:07

I'm kind of a big deal.
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby JustAName » 19 Aug 2011, 20:10

auberginequeen wrote:You're Gonna Go Far, Kid


<3 that song
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 20 Aug 2011, 14:43

What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.

What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.

What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do.

And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?


If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.


What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.

What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.

What do you mean, "I couldn't be the president of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?


If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.


Can you put a price on peace?


Peace...peace sells...


Peace sells, but who's buying?
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Danzama » 22 Aug 2011, 07:41

Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
(Actually a happy song)

Don't cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind

Should have let you fall and lose it all
So maybe you can remember yourself
Can't keep believing, we're only deceiving ourselves
And I'm sick of the lie
And you're too late

Don't cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind

Couldn't take the blame, sick with shame
Must be exhausting to lose your own game
Selfishly hated, no wonder you're jaded
You can't play the victim this time and you're too late

So don't cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind

You never call me when you're sober
You only want it 'cause it's over, it's over
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I? You were never mine

So don't cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
Don't lie to me, just get your things
I've made up your mind
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby auberginequeen » 25 Aug 2011, 16:26

This is a song that my high school friend once told me reminded him of me. ... He probably wasn't too far off.

Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool

Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife
I feel like I'm in the prime of my life

Sometimes it feels like I'm going too fast
I don't know how long this feeling will last
Maybe it's only tonight

Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low, there ain't no in-betweens
And if I stand or I fall
It's all or nothing at all
Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes

Sometimes I'm tired
Sometimes I'm shocked
Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got

Maybe I'm headed over the hill
Maybe I've set myself up for the kill

Tell me, how much do you think you can take
Until the heart in you's starting to break?
Sometimes it feels like it will

Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low, there ain't no in-betweens
You can be sure when I'm gone
I won't be out there too long
Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes

Out of the darkness, into the light
Leaving the scene of the crime
Either I'm wrong or I'm perfectly right every time

Sometimes I lie awake night after night
Coming apart at the seams
Eager to please, ready to fight
Why do I go to extremes?

And if I stand or I fall
It's all or nothing at all
Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes

No, I don't know why I go to extremes
Too high or too low, there ain't no in-betweens
You can be sure when I'm gone
I won't be out there too long
Darlin' I don't know why I go to extremes

I don't know why, I don't know why
I don't know why, I don't know why
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 25 Aug 2011, 17:02

♫I starred in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at Julliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
It ain't exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all behind me now
'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!

That's an African bull elephant...

And there it is, the backside of water!

What have I done with my life?!


I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride♫
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Tycherin
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Tycherin » 25 Aug 2011, 21:13

This was originally a joke, but now I'm listening to it and laughing, so...

Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy

Peace na kibun, yoishirete
Kagayaki heaven akogarete
Sutekisa sono atama
Mou omatsuri sawagisa

Sou suru koto ga marude biku bang, anata iro ni somemasu
Nani ka to riyuu o mitsukete wa, party ga shita no desu
Katamatte katamatte

Peace na kibun, yoishirete
Kagayaki heaven akogarete
Sutekisa sono atama
Mou omatsuri sawagisa

Sou suru koto ga marude biku bang, anata iro ni somemasu
Nani ka to riyuu o mitsukete wa, party ga shita no desu
Katamatte katamatte

Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
Na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy
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Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby Geoff_B » 26 Aug 2011, 04:54

And I just saw the MLP clip of all the parasprites rolled into a ball being herded by the ponies.

Thanks Ponies Anthology!
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I survived spaMEGAdon and all I got was this lousy signature joke.

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empath
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Location: back in the arse end of nowhere

Re: How are you feeling... in song

Postby empath » 26 Aug 2011, 14:04

Boy-o-boy!

"Yes, Log™. All kids love Log™!"


♫What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's Log™, Log™, Log™!

It's Log™, Log™,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log™, Log™,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a Log™
You're gonna love it, Log™
Come on and get your Log™
Everyone needs a Log™
Log™, Log™, Log™♫

"LOG™, from BLAMMO!"
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