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Phailbook

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 24 Feb 2012, 06:23

A girl gets tattoo of the face of a man she had been dating for only one week. I'm sure you can imagine how this went down on Facebook:

http://thechive.com/2012/02/23/girl-tat ... 12-photos/
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Mowinckel » 24 Feb 2012, 06:36

And the world has 2 less happy people
And me who is MORE happy now
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Postby Master Gunner » 24 Feb 2012, 06:52

Mowinckel wrote:And the world has 2 less happy people
And me who is MORE happy now


I am also more happy. So at the very least, it's a wash happiness-wise.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby The Jester » 24 Feb 2012, 07:31

Well.. I'm entertained, but also saddened. Did the crazy nutball learn where she went wrong and start changing? Or did she get worse and blame the guy for the relationship ending?
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Postby Lord Hosk » 24 Feb 2012, 07:58

If I learned anything from the restraining order process and installing a new back door after the break ins. Crazy obsessed chicks never learn anything no matter what you tell them. You are always just hiding your true feelings.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Ororon » 24 Feb 2012, 08:08

So much fail, but so funny thats just wow, just wow.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Yaxley » 24 Feb 2012, 08:08

I really want to believe this is fake because I'd like to retain a little faith in humanity. Also, it's on The Chive, and they've pulled good hoaxes before.
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Postby Ororon » 24 Feb 2012, 08:10

Yaxley wrote:I really want to believe this is fake because I'd like to retain a little faith in humanity. Also, it's on The Chive, and they've pulled good hoaxes before.


I wish I could but a friend of mine's co-worker got a random guy's name tattoo'd on her on a pot leaf because of a bet for $200, however the tattoo cost about $150 and she was planning on getting it removed anyways or at least the name which is going to probably cost more than the tattoo originally was. Also she had to pay for the tattoo out of pocket. So I'm not surprised at all if this was real.
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Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 24 Feb 2012, 08:14

The line separating mock-news-programmes and real news programmes have been blurred in the last century. I wouldn't be surprised if this phenomenon applies to everything.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Ororon » 24 Feb 2012, 08:49

True, also I think the guy isn't too bright either, who would pay for their girlfriend of 1 week to get a tattoo anyways?
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Cybertrash » 24 Feb 2012, 09:17

Yaxley wrote:I really want to believe this is fake because I'd like to retain a little faith in humanity. Also, it's on The Chive, and they've pulled good hoaxes before.


They did a poor job with censoring the names, I googled the guy and at least he's got that picture on his page. So it seems like it's real...

What got me was the girls' friends didn't seem to see the utter stupidity in getting a tattoo of a guy you've date for a week -.-
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 24 Feb 2012, 09:28

Basic stuff really, like attracts like.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Ororon » 24 Feb 2012, 09:32

And a guildie just ruined the fun for me it is indeed fake

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02 ... 96117.html
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Cybertrash » 24 Feb 2012, 09:34

Aww :c
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 24 Feb 2012, 09:36

And some of my faith in humanity is restored, however temporarily.

Unfortunately, the supporters on the FB posts seem to have been genuine, however deceived.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Ororon » 24 Feb 2012, 10:11

Yeah they did, which for some of the other girls who replied scares me.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby empath » 24 Feb 2012, 10:21

Lyinginbedmon wrote:And some of my faith in humanity is restored, however temporarily.

Unfortunately, the supporters on the FB posts seem to have been genuine, however deceived.


That's the part that weakens what little faith in humanity I have left. :(

And to make matters worse, I'm sure at least some of those 'Hartley Supporters' are still convinced this is not a hoax, and will refuse to listen to even Austin himself admitting it. Image
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Yaxley » 24 Feb 2012, 10:43

Wait... apparently he's a UVic student. Feed Dump Guest Host?
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Re: Phailbook

Postby rustak » 24 Feb 2012, 11:04

Lyinginbedmon wrote:And some of my faith in humanity is restored, however temporarily.

Unfortunately, the supporters on the FB posts seem to have been genuine, however deceived.

*phew*. I know there are stupid people in the world, but that was just too much. Or so I have to hope.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby gcninja » 24 Feb 2012, 11:38

Yaxley wrote:Wait... apparently he's a UVic student. Feed Dump Guest Host?

with Grahams face 'tattood' on his leg
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Digital Dolphin » 24 Feb 2012, 14:59

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Unfortunately, the supporters on the FB posts seem to have been genuine, however deceived.


Apparently he and his friend made a bunch of fake friend accounts along with the fake girlfriend account. The entire thing was done as a troll. They came out with it publicly before someone outed them.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby empath » 24 Feb 2012, 15:09

I know you're trying to make me feel better, but it's not gonna work - years and DECADES of empirical evidence cannot be overturned by one anecdote. :(
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Re: Phailbook

Postby TheRocket » 24 Feb 2012, 18:52

You guys seriously fell for this??? That makes me sad.
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Re: Phailbook

Postby Vigafre » 24 Feb 2012, 18:53

Personally, I had no reason not to believe it.

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