The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby dackwards d » 14 May 2012, 09:07

Oh, sorry. Didn't realise you still needed that. Give me a second... Ok, I'm on fire again. Please make this quick as it's surprisingly agonising.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 14 May 2012, 09:20

I'm sorry, I get that practically anything goes in here but surely you would no longer be surprised that fire + people = infinite pain. I don't find it that hard to remember. Unless, of course, Elomin has one of these or these
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby dackwards d » 14 May 2012, 09:35

Infinite pain? I disagree. I recall the timeless advice of my grandfather, who once said "Give a man a fire and he is warm for a night, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." Sadly he passed away in a tragic self-immolation incident, but I don't blame him. There was no way he could have known how it would end.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 14 May 2012, 09:38

Oi! No clubbing! That's my thing! I have the suit and everything!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 14 May 2012, 09:55

Success!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 14 May 2012, 12:57

Now I'm afraid to say that my Death Star is also non-standard. It doubles as a giant Pokeball. The next person to deliberately annoy Fayili with bad grammar gets to take over from Kapol.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 14 May 2012, 13:00

Nope. Not me. I'm not going to say anything.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drdiggit42 » 14 May 2012, 13:44

FEAR ME!!!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 14 May 2012, 13:48

Don't make me turn this bag inside out.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drdiggit42 » 14 May 2012, 14:05

Elomin Sha wrote:Don't make me turn this bag inside out.


The bag is bigger than you can handle now. It's too big for you're control!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 14 May 2012, 14:09

If the bag is bigger on the inside then what would turning it inside out do?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 14 May 2012, 14:46

Keab42 wrote:Now I'm afraid to say that my Death Star is also non-standard. It doubles as a giant Pokeball. The next person to deliberately annoy Fayili with bad grammar gets to take over from Kapol.


Drdiggit42 wrote:The bag is bigger than you can handle now. It's too big for you're control!


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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 14 May 2012, 14:59

Palpatine! I choose you!

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby dackwards d » 14 May 2012, 15:06

Darth Vader uses Toss. It's super effective!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 15 May 2012, 01:45

Elomin Sha wrote:Don't make me turn this bag inside out.


Ugh, its NON-euclidean space. there is no inside. Or outside. Everybody just take a step to the left, that'll accomplish about as much :mrgreen:
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Preacher » 15 May 2012, 02:06

Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell. Either that or produce 12 white doves, because Science
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 15 May 2012, 02:21

I think it's well worth the risk.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Preacher » 15 May 2012, 02:49

You're A Mad Man Geoff. A MAD MAN!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 15 May 2012, 03:14

Preacher wrote:Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell.


So...it'll open up a portal to Western Sydney? :P
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 15 May 2012, 03:26

Preacher wrote:You're A Mad Man Geoff. A MAD MAN!!!


Hey, doves! What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby TomBrend » 15 May 2012, 04:14

Preacher wrote:Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell. Either that or produce 12 white doves, because Science


The bag is only sort of a bag. It'd be more accurate to call it a hole.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 15 May 2012, 04:22

Oh trust me, it's a bag. It's got empty crisp packets and everything.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 15 May 2012, 04:28

...and a...uh...it's a...ok, does anyone know what this USED to be?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby dackwards d » 15 May 2012, 04:50

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, or are drunk, they give each other special hugs. Sometimes a daddy is alone and has to hug his sock.
I'd put that down, lad.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 15 May 2012, 05:14

Ok, good thing I still have this petrol can. Now, where did that lighter go?
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