The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby AdmiralMemo » 06 Apr 2015, 12:21

Is it Aperture Science?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 06 Apr 2015, 12:27

It certainly will create... apertures.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 06 Apr 2015, 16:43

The Enrichment Centre is not responsible for *skips* is not responsible for *skips* is not responsible for *skips* is not responsible for *skips* is not respoooooonsiiiible forrrrrrrr...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 06 Apr 2015, 16:56

*Makes a low fading whistling noise*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 06 Apr 2015, 17:17

Question: Does The Enrichment Centre take responsibility for anything?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 06 Apr 2015, 17:21

The Enrichment Centre does not busy itself with such pedestrian concepts as "responsibility".
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 07 Apr 2015, 12:16

You signed a release when you came in here.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Apr 2015, 12:40

And you will never be released.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 07 Apr 2015, 13:56

Guys, GUYS. Do not pay any attention to this bag of carrots I am putting into this weird shaking box over here. EVERYTHING IS FINE!
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby AdmiralMemo » 07 Apr 2015, 14:21

Has Lars been here?!?!
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
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James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 07 Apr 2015, 14:24

You need to relax AdmiralMemo! Lars Gerhart was never here! EVERYTHING IS FINE
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 08 Apr 2015, 07:11

*lights Dutch Guy's shoes on fire*
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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*lights Dutch Guy's windmill on fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 08 Apr 2015, 15:02

*Lights fire on fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby AdmiralMemo » 08 Apr 2015, 17:36

We're going to emit that tachyon ship... beam... ship it down to the ship, and we'll ship it out of here...

Here goes!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 08 Apr 2015, 23:12

*lights AdmiralMemo's ship and tachyon beam on fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 09 Apr 2015, 00:12

*lights Chrusher on Memo*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 09 Apr 2015, 01:35

*Ptangs Ptang's ptang*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 09 Apr 2015, 02:59

*Hammers Phailhammer's Phail*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 09 Apr 2015, 04:55

How many phails could a phailhammer hammer if a phailhammer could hammer phails?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 12 Apr 2015, 17:52

I believe the answer is along the lines of 5^x * (y*sqrt(x)), where x is the number of hammers available, and y is the number of phails available.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 13 Apr 2015, 04:38

Guys! Guess what?
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 13 Apr 2015, 05:00

Potato Salad?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 13 Apr 2015, 08:02

What? No, that was yesterday. GUESS WHAT!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 13 Apr 2015, 08:49

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