The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Aug 2014, 11:37

Who wouldn't want me to give them forty whacks with my hatchet?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Ptangmatik » 25 Aug 2014, 02:24

Will there be time to cuddle afterwards?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 25 Aug 2014, 06:50

I would have eaten you before then.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 25 Aug 2014, 13:31

On the subject of cuddling...

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Sep 2014, 13:59

*Climbs up to a podium*

Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for joining me here today for this landmark announcement.

Ahem.

I, Elomin Sha, would like to engage in sexual activities with a girl.

That is all.

*Walks off into the sunset*
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Firbozz » 16 Sep 2014, 14:52

<Thunderous applause. On the other side of the ocean, Tabaras Smith orders a second jelly doughnut.>
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby CtMolloy » 17 Sep 2014, 05:00

Well said, Elomin, Well said.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Sep 2014, 06:42

Heh. I wanted to add a .gif of Obama walking away in to the background but I was too lazy to find one.

In the last few days I've worked out what I wanted and who/what I am interested in.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby auberginequeen » 17 Sep 2014, 09:17

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Nah but for real, good on ya Elomin. :)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Sep 2014, 09:58

Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.
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Postby I X » 17 Sep 2014, 10:13

That's good work.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 17 Sep 2014, 10:23

Elomin Sha wrote:Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.


Let me know if you succeed, I might need to compare notes

And congratulations are probably also in order :)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Sep 2014, 10:27

My pseudonym is Ix wrote:
Elomin Sha wrote:Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.


Let me know if you succeed, I might need to compare notes

And congratulations are probably also in order :)


Not sure if you would be able to read my childish scrawl or my lack of ability to explain things.

I should add that I'm not going to be racing out to try and engage with some random individual. I'd prefer it to be with someone I know, whom I was in some sort of relationship with.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Chrusher » 18 Sep 2014, 12:47

Elomin Sha wrote:I should add that I'm not going to be racing out to try and engage with some random individual. I'd prefer it to be with someone I know, whom I was in some sort of relationship with.


This is also my feelings on the matter.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby CtMolloy » 19 Sep 2014, 22:33

Elomin Sha wrote:Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.


I was going to say "go for it!" in an attempt at encouragement... But upon consideration I don't think it's particularly good advice...
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 20 Sep 2014, 15:19

Yeah. I feel weird congratulating you. It would have been fine if you were asexual. If the case is that you had some barriers to break down and managed to break them, I'd like to congratulate you for that, I guess. But I don't think not wanting sex, by itself, makes someone broken or wrong or anything of the sort.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Sep 2014, 15:22

I reserve hugs for special occasions.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 25 Sep 2014, 08:04

I might have got a little turned on by the Polvitica on The Great British Bake Off last night.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 06 Oct 2014, 12:01

Morning sex / morning sex / does whatever a sex can do.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 10 Oct 2014, 17:15

I have the curiosity of wanting to try something.

Seems to happen a lot when I get tired.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 10 Oct 2014, 22:32

So the other night my wife was doing lots of teasing stuff.

She was stopping and starting various thing during foreplay, then going really slow and stopping once to just make out with me for a few minutes during sex. It was awesome and I was really into it.

Then she fell asleep on top of me and it took her starting to snore after about a minute for me to realize she wasn't just doing more teasing and wake her up. Thats one we wont soon forget.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Oct 2014, 13:20

Well I'm confident to say I'm demisexual.
It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby charl » 31 Oct 2014, 13:27

Elomin Sha wrote:Well I'm confident to say I'm demisexual.
It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.


Well, I'm the full asexual. Don't really know what I'm doing in this thread. But anyway, takes all kinds to make a world, right?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Oct 2014, 13:28

I've never had sex and I'm in here a lot being silly and asking questions.

Elomin Sha wrote:It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.

I'm not sure if either of the ladies were told that I only had a sexual attraction to them because of their personality, time spent together, if they would think that was weird/ scary / appealing / a compliment to them as a person / or other (can't think of a word that is not coming off as creepy).

I could have worded that better.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 01 Nov 2014, 21:33

Of course it's like a compliment.
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