The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Bebop Man]

Never heard of "sex headache".

[Laurnil]

Common enough that a couple of medical sites were like, "Don't worry about it. Just lay down for awhile."

[Elomin Sha]

I think lying down would be the cause of the sex headache to begin with.

[Laurnil]

You really don't know anything about sex, do you Elomin?

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[Elomin Sha]

No I do not.

Why is the woman suffocating the man with her legs in picture 4?

Apart from that in what conversation would you bring up 'I have some diagrams would like to try this with you darling'?

[empath]

Because he asked. (yes, THAT is a recognized kink, too )

But yeah, I remember back when I was single and masturbated more - one day I had a headache, and tried 'tossing one off'...it made it WORSE.

So not QUITE the same thing (but maybe related).

[Elomin Sha]

Nothing more Elomin than this:

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Tried masturbating once. Got bored after a few seconds. Read a book about the Assyrians instead.

[Laurnil]

Masturbation is like playing an instrument. You have to practice to really make beautiful music.

[Elomin Sha]

I don't know of any instrument that you tie in a knot.

[Laurnil]

I don't know any penis that you tie any in a knot.

[Keab42]

I'm going to be turned into a fanfic now aren't I?

[Elomin Sha]

I don't know any penis that you tie any in a knot.

Yeah. No idea what I was doing. When there's stuff I don't know what to do I move away. I decided to read instead. I know how to read.

[Keab42]

Perhaps then the solution is to find educational reading material for this topic.

[Elomin Sha]

Don't own any. Isn't it basically up, down, repeat until bored?

[Keab42]

Hey, so...weird thing happened to me. I was masturbating and when I climaxed, I got the worst, intense, and immediate headache. Seriously, wicked painful.

So, I looked it up. Sex headaches. It is a thing. Apparently more common in men.

Anyone else get these?

Only when I'm dehydrated. I guess for men at least it's something to do with the change in blood pressure.

[Laurnil]

Don't own any. Isn't it basically up, down, repeat until bored?

If you knew how to do it, why were you trying to tie it into a knot?

Also, it is a little more nuanced than that. This is only speaking from the experience of mutual masturbation on a male and not as a male, but squeezing it to a certain extent, not hard, just enough for a pleasurable pressure. Using lube can help. Make sure you put a lot attention towards the head. It really is different for every guy, so you really do have to practice at it and figure out what feels best.

This feels so awkward explaining it from the girl's perspective. Any guys want to lend me a hand? (Ha!)

[Laurnil]

Hey, so...weird thing happened to me. I was masturbating and when I climaxed, I got the worst, intense, and immediate headache. Seriously, wicked painful.

So, I looked it up. Sex headaches. It is a thing. Apparently more common in men.

Anyone else get these?

Only when I'm dehydrated. I guess for men at least it's something to do with the change in blood pressure.

I was reading it had to do with blood pressure in women, too, but it just occurs more in men.

It has happened to me before. Last nights was really bad, though. I have been rather stressed out lately, though.

[Elomin Sha]

Don't own any. Isn't it basically up, down, repeat until bored?

If you knew how to do it, why were you trying to tie it into a knot?

As I said, no idea what I was doing. Made a giraffe though.

This feels so awkward explaining it from the girl's perspective. Any guys want to lend me a hand? (Ha!)

No helping hands for me either. I can do puns to.

[Laurnil]

Don't own any. Isn't it basically up, down, repeat until bored?

If you knew how to do it, why were you trying to tie it into a knot?

As I said, no idea what I was doing. Made a giraffe though.

A giraffe? *Applause* Not only are the dexterity and pain tolerance involved in that feat impressive, but you've got to have quite a bit of length, as well.

[Elomin Sha]

I don't hide a rule/measuring tape under my bed.

[empath]

I know some people who do...

[Elomin Sha]

I'd prefer to make jokes than show off.

[Laurnil]

Well, now I'm simply curious.

[Elomin Sha]

Well, now I'm simply curious.

Sensitive information like that would only be released privately in a one-on-one conversation and not in public.

[Avistew]

I can never tell if Laurnil can tell when Elomin is joking and is playing along, or if she's missing it.

Either way, I've never had a sex headache. The closest I've had (because kinda sex-related) was migraines caused by taking the pill, but that was easy to solve: stop taking the pill.

I would second the advice to be hydrated. I wish I remembered where I got that from, but there was a study showing that in most cases, people taking a painkiller for a headache would get better just as much if they had the water only and no the pill/caplet/tablet/powder.

My ex always said, when you have a headache, drink a full glass of water and wait 20 minutes. If you still have a headache, then take something for it, but usually you won't.

Doesn't usually work for me because I drink water pretty much constantly, but yeah... dehydration causes headaches, sex can cause dehydration, especially for women, so I can see the two being linked in some way.

On the other hand, if it was caused by the climax, it could be hormonal, which would make it closer to the pill migraines I was getting, which were caused by hormones.