The Not Having Sex Thread

[Elomin Sha]

My challenge would be "Murder of Kroze."*

Challenge: Donations are earmarked with Pony Glue, for each $1000 reached he has to jump up and down again shouting Pony Glue.

*Subtle MtG reference there.

[Psyclone]

Where's Geoff with his pun fouls when you need him?

[Dibria]

So donations are tagged 'Team Ashton', 'Team Kroze' or 'Pony Glue'?

Need a way to get it to both be for team Ashton and embarrass Kroze - to make it doubly sweet.

[Sieg Reyu]

Another plus one to the populations. Things are going slowly with the gf. But hopefully I won't be here long. It's been a pleasant 22 years, but me thinks it's time to move on.

However, in two and a half months, we haven't moved past first base, so it might still be a while. Oh well, I can wait. I'd rather wait than push her into it.

[Metcarfre]

My challenge would be "Murder of Kroze."*

Challenge: Donations are earmarked with Pony Glue, for each $1000 reached he has to jump up and down again shouting Pony Glue.

*Subtle MtG reference there.

[Dibria]

... You're not Geoff.

[Darkobra]

Neither are you!

[gcninja]

We should totally have a "Team Avatar" and "Equalist" one this year

[ex-Lurker]

I feel sorry for starting this conversation of pony consumption by proxy.
Also, what WAS the topic?

[Dibria]

No one here is having sex, hence the digression into pointless side subjects, there's not a whole lot to talk about when you're not doing something...


... Or someone in this case.

[Elomin Sha]

Hurray for not doing someone. Living the dream.

[EikoandMog]

+1 here. Haven't had any in about 2 years or something let alone intimate contact at all with the fairer sex. I keep telling myself single life is awesome and it works... sometimes.

[Elomin Sha]

Of course it does. More food for yourself.

[Geoff_B]

Where's Geoff with his pun fouls when you need him?

Sorry, am I late for something? I was watching Incredible Hulk and not paying attention to anything that wasn't Liv Tyler or big, green and causing lots of damage.

[guidance]

I don't know what number we are on, but you can increase it by one now.

[Alja-Markir]

Now, I normally don't talk much about my love life, but I kinda feel guilty. All of my posts in this thread so far have been on days that I have had sex at least once.

I feel like just maybe I shouldn't be here.

*shifty eyes*

~Alja~

[Psyclone]

Since the thread started yesterday, that's not as bad as you're making it sound.

[Dominic Appleguard]

My challenge would be "Murder of Kroze."*

*Subtle MtG reference there.

You say that, but a group of crows is literally called a murder.

[LogicSword]

Would a group of Geoffs be a club?

[Psyclone]

Yes.

[goat]

Since the thread started yesterday, that's not as bad as you're making it sound.

Hey, 2 for 2 is WAY ahead of the curve.

[EbolaCola]

Sorry guys, I'm moving out of town I don't belong here anymore, I'll always cherish the memories I've had here.

[Geoff_B]

Would a group of Geoffs be a club?

There is only one of me. And I bring my own clubs

[Elomin Sha]

My challenge would be "Murder of Kroze."*

*Subtle MtG reference there.

You say that, but a group of crows is literally called a murder.

Yes. I know.

[Dibria]

There would seem to be too many people having sex in this thread.

Well not literally in this thread I don't think that's possible...

...unless live stream...

Never mind.