What would I say... because thinking of comments is hard

[plummeting_sloth]

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"Oh my god that's a few drinks at the greek festival today..."

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[D'Arcy]

I got "can't help but notice that no one word frees us of Mindfouk, and will rule the screen to vertical stripes of meaning has. Wittgenstein, you every distance is gonna be okay."
I like this thing


Apparently, I didn't take Mr. Layton's words the right way
"Let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the poison be better soon, a unicorn"

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Page appears to be down for me, can only use a cached copy.

[Myrph]

Back in England, if I picked them so apparently in Guild Wars 2, you have to find a Quiz game about a rogue AI who takes down a nice set of semicircles!

also

If they decide to eat it, 'cos tbh it to trying to replace my HANDS RIGHT NOW!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

of course, something I'd actually say is

So apparently, one of them for myself, but with humor and rhetorical devices?

these are all too good

Smallville writers are clearly pokemon was insufficiently portable prior to this invention!
Its too good to be EMITTED in QUANTISED form.

keep going long enough and they start to make a twisted form of sense

Nutella encrusted spoon, not quite hilarious game to play a fork and now they're actually bacteria.

[MinniChi]

"Marcus will eat through the security tapes."

Which is really funny to me because I think my son would try.

[Master Gunner]

"My keyboard appears to be fully operational again."
-I think that's actually just something I've said.

"There's a massive skills shortage in my last week in Fredericton."
-Also sounds like something I'd have actually said during my last week at university.

"Back in this house is dead it's time to build a Tholian ship out randomly when I'm officially hate Coke zero."
-No comment.

"I'm always drinking whiskey."
-...100% accurate.

[Duckay]

"I'm always drinking whiskey."
-...100% accurate.

That goes well with my "You need more liquor."

[Deedles]

"The things that were said I'm not just another of your plays? You're the doctor's should be fucking fired!"
and
"By God and wish you could we just don't get it."
and
"Yeah, those damn dolphins and I ain't got the best goalkeeper ever! YOU JUST ..."
and
E3 just won't be complete pile of shite it is ...
and
"HOORAY FOR a lifetime. This is boss!"
and
"I don't know how to be a reassuring dream, that the words were camoflauged in need of a movie ..."

(will try to stop now...)

"I've fed plenty of ducks in my comp died a week ago ..."

(I promise... maybe)

"Now it all makes sense! D"

[Fezzul]

"[Fezzul] has just got some spam offering me with outrageous compliments to another largely inane status update."

Seems legit

"[Fezzul] is in 1969."

I like this one a lot.

"My guitar picks like Jet lag and bad morning."

This sounds like a Dylan lyric.

"The commercialization of infinite vest..."

I'm very right-on sometimes.

"Had beans for life."

I want this on my gravestone.

"New year, new jacket. So."

Possible resolution for this year.

"Pretentious answers to everyday questions."

I think I actually said this one.

"Jack White Camp"

Everyone knows what camp I'm in.

"Use computers not"

And apparently I'm a luddite Yoda.

"I'm in this."

A defiant, slightly existential life-statement.
Ok, enough.

[Fezzul]

Ok one more...

Imagine this said with rising inflection and tell me you're not terrified.

"I might say an exercise my creative apprenticeship with the Dalek!!!"

[Duckay]

"Cranky pregnant lady land, apparently."

"The chaplain was the Cadillac of nail guns."

Both of those seem like short story topics.

"Anyone got any advice?"

"It's a serious issue."

...I swear I end half my statuses one of those two ways, so I'm not surprised.

[phlip]

I don't Facebook, but here is a similar tool for Twitter...

Given what sort of stuff it keeps generating for me, I think I might RT "quotes from stupid people" accounts like @FreeRepublicTXT too much...
Yeah, I've had no women can't play Eve, they don't believe rape culture is a hashtag for niggers.

One possibility: Each player picks an entire society of LRR videos were to mess with Celestia and Mitt?

The atmosphere is there it recommends videos similar to you never clicked for digestive health. Share!

[King Kool]

I got loads of nonsense until I got this.

my life has gone somewhere.

Obviously, this doesn't know me.

[2stepz]

Going to destroy the institution of over 100 menu items I have been tacked together
... sounds like a sleep-deprived me.

Time for geekery projects for your hands of warm cuddliness is awesome.
... to be fair, it IS desertbus season.

I'll be praying for Joplin tornado victims.
... out of date, but something I'm sure I posted numerous times.

I've talked to Dale; he didn't have anything to apply it to...
... not sure who Dale is... but okay!

Well... no more socks? No more spending Christmas Shopping online today while I was stupid!!
... again seasonally appropriate, but all online shopping is while I'm stupid. *shrugs*

The first week of the overall paper, or it's objective was underestimated by 1230. Present group project in this is something like Joe's Crabshack...
... Now this one is kinda funny because I've never been to Joe's Crabshack, so I have no idea how a project presentation could be 'like' it.

[plummeting_sloth]

Daww... it's the reason for the season:

"I passed tophatted carolers singing around campus"

and honestly, I think these would be a great sketch opening dialogue generator. I should send this over to the 48 hour 1-act festival. Or maybe to Tim for 50 word story fodder

"
Bonnie Prince Charles looks at the post office"

[Drecon]

While I find things like this funny I'm not really inclined to share all my personal information with a website that could belong to anyone...

Love the idea of this though.

[Deedles]

"His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His wrath undoes the answer, because the Sun Shiiine!"
Sounds like someone who's high...

"I have one of shite of a movie quote. xD"

"they still managed to Sasuke! Sasuke He's basically just WOKE UP because we were like bro!"

"Yeah, you really took it in."

"Is there even try?!"

"Why the fuck do I get it."

EDIT:
"Honey, couldn't be anyone but you!"

"Spent most of all the FISH! gibberish!"

[Kapol]

"Except, you know, I'm a good weekend." -Kapol 2013.

[plummeting_sloth]

I wonder if a similar generator could be set up for the aggregate comments in one of these threads...

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Two windows of Nyancat playing with you.

I think of badlynamed Tauren characters on World of books. Just throwing it

MS Outlook decided to 'dispose' of after numerous subbased MMOs and 'structure' were the correct terms.

I'm going to be patronised by Ariel font that I made sales of Premium membership Upgrade to have four, PS4s.

When I get to the end of the moment has to process two languages simuteiniously. I was being fail

The only consumables I used was a good film.

The only consumables I syniad i fi ysgrifenny rhywbeth yn Gymraeg. Ond, yn ddim Saesneg er gwaethaf eu

I sure to start using my slow broadband online.

is doing something no idea what you explain Justin Bieber's successful music by working out

Please reply with your mind.

An interesting to pop on iPlayer on the word 'stiff'

I'm going to have four, PS4s.

Silence must trawl through this pit, sieving through the various degrees of the Pterosaur!Started deep. Then went derp

I sure miss having it
Oh god. Imagine if I said that

she's 12 months old, but behaves like an internal battery?
sounds like a riddle

Run for your lives.

[MinniChi]

Stereotypically it's a great conversation with a mouse may have added a simple recipe for Saturday!

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Unfortunately I was on sale.

(I'd rather not say what happened)

[JackSlack]

I don't Facebook, but here is a similar tool for Twitter...

Nice.

You have been saying for modern day horror/thriller soundsets. A MILLION. A MILLION. A badass mom takes.

Oh god, this one's even better.

So many thanks. I think journal prestige is REALLY a substantial level of Steel. Seconded! Just my!

[plummeting_sloth]

Sometimes I think these are more poetry creators than anything else

[TheRocket]

Ohhh man.

"Fighting off my belly hurt even FURTHER inside of the year, haha."

... #celiacproblems