Eustace©®™ from Kathleen and Cameron

[Malcairad]

Here is a song based on the short discussion between Kathleen and Cameron during their match for the Kaladesh Pre Pre Release. Hope y'all like it.

Eustace©®™ the Bent-Wing Thopter

Well you know Snare Thopter and Roterothopter and Drill Skimmer and Flowstone Thopter
And Pilgrim’s Eye and Telethopter and Spined Thopter and Ornithopter
But do you recall
The most famous Thopter of all?

Eustace the bent-wing Thopter
Had some really wavy wings
And when he flew very high
He ran into all the things

All of the other Thopters
Got thrown under the bus
It was up to poor Eustace
To win the contest for us

When it came time to win the match
Chandra came to play
With her flames so intensely hot
Eustace actually had a shot

Then how the artisans loved it
When they gathered up all their tools
Eustace the wavy-winged thopter
Helped to bring down the Consul fools