Eustace©®™ Consulate approved

[Malcairad]

Greetings citizens! We of the Consulate have become aware of a rogue citizen who had made a posting of an illegal version of Eustice©®™ the Bent-Winged Thopter. Please remove this version from your minds. Here for your enjoyment is the correct, legal, version. Thank you from you Consulate Officials.

Eustace©®™ the Bent-Wing Thopter (Consulate Approved Version)

Well you know Snare Thopter and Roterothopter and Drill Skimmer and Flowstone Thopter
And Pilgrim’s Eye and Telethopter and Spined Thopter and Ornithopter
But do you recall
The most famous Thopter of all?

Eustace the bent-wing Thopter
Had some really wavy wings
And while he didn't fly too high
He did some amazing things

All of the other Thopters
Got thrown under the bus
But our good little Eustace
Didn't try to make a fuss

When it came time to end the match
The Consul officials came to say
Everyone played fair and just
But Eustace is the only one for us

Then how the artisans loved it
When they gathered up all their tools
Eustace the bent-wing thopter
Was redesigned in all the schools


Should any citizen have knowledge of the rogue citizen who posted the illegal version please infor the nearest Counsul Official.