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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 11 Dec 2006, 10:21

What movie is the worst one you've ever seen?

Uwe Boll's not included.
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Postby YamaroV2 » 11 Dec 2006, 10:48

STREET FIGHTER.
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Postby dark_realm » 11 Dec 2006, 11:07

Anaconda.. maybe.. unsure just as yet, i saw a Christian horror the other night.. those 2 genres shouldn't come together...
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Postby Graham » 11 Dec 2006, 11:51

YamaroV2 wrote:STREET FIGHTER.

Ah, but are we going for movies that are awesome-bad, or just plain bad-bad?

Because Street Fighter is awesome-bad.

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Postby YamaroV2 » 11 Dec 2006, 11:53

Also, quick SF note? Look at Bison's control panel on his flying machine. ;)
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Postby basscomm » 11 Dec 2006, 12:05

I own Plan 9 From Outer Space.

It's just bad-bad.
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Postby browncoat » 11 Dec 2006, 12:50

Um... I think I have to go with StarWars Episode 3.
I left the theater after 20 minutes.
I actually survived Episodes 1 & 2, which were REALLY bad, but somehow 3 was even worse.

One has to admire George Lucas for that, somehow.
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Postby dark_realm » 11 Dec 2006, 13:04

basscomm wrote:I own Plan 9 From Outer Space.

It's just bad-bad.


i saw that recently!!! it wasnt that bad, i have seen worse.. like the barbie movie...
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 11 Dec 2006, 14:12

Graham wrote:Ah, but are we going for movies that are awesome-bad, or just plain bad-bad?


Plain bad-bad
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Postby Tensen01 » 11 Dec 2006, 17:58

The first D&D movie
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Postby JesterJ. » 11 Dec 2006, 18:17

Oklahoma...*shudders*.
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Postby YamaroV2 » 11 Dec 2006, 18:38

As for bad-bad?

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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 11 Dec 2006, 18:38

Tensen01 wrote:The first D&D movie


There's more than one?
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Postby Tensen01 » 11 Dec 2006, 18:51

AmazingPjotrMan wrote:
Tensen01 wrote:The first D&D movie


There's more than one?


yeah, they made a second one that is more true to th spirit of D&D and is actually a very very good fantasy movie. I reccommend seeing it if you've ever played D&D.
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Postby Stephen_S » 11 Dec 2006, 18:57

DEFCON 4. I wanted to walk out of that one. I saw another one a looong time ago on video (I can't remember the name). I rented it with a former friend of mine. It basically sucked.
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Postby Kate! » 11 Dec 2006, 19:04

Night of the Living Dead In 3D.
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Postby Captain_Anarchy » 11 Dec 2006, 19:26

JesterJ. wrote:Oklahoma...*shudders*.
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Jester you fail sir.

A.I. has got to be the worst I've ever seen. That movie was god damned awful! It was at least 3 hours longer than it should have been, and needed 100% less Osment.
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Postby emma » 11 Dec 2006, 20:41

JesterJ. wrote:Oklahoma...*shudders*.
Oooklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plaaain
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When my brother was an infant, my mother told my dad to sing him to sleep. He broke out in Oklahoma, very loudly.

Until he was about ten years old my brother could not bear to hear people singing.
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Postby SamsonWest » 11 Dec 2006, 22:09

Zombie Honeymoon was a terrible pile of crap. The Wifes reactions when she finds the husband eating a guy and reacts as if she found him looking at gay porn

Angel Eyes, that movie was advertised as one thing, and turned out to be another. stupid J lo
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Postby JesterJ. » 11 Dec 2006, 22:10

I'm not saying I reeeally hate that song...it's not terrible. Actually the music overall in that show isn't terrible (that and What A Beautiful Morning I actually like), but the movie was..just....UGH
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Postby Melendwyr » 11 Dec 2006, 22:10

Batman and Robin.
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Postby SamsonWest » 11 Dec 2006, 22:11

Captain_Anarchy wrote:A.I. has got to be the worst I've ever seen. That movie was god damned awful! It was at least 3 hours longer than it should have been, and needed 100% less Osment.


I gotta disagree, I really enjoyed the movie, and was about to walk out when it ended... then it just kept going. if it had just gone to black when everyone thought it was over, would have been great, but ALIENS! what the crap!
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 11 Dec 2006, 22:19

The worst/Best was Death race 2000
Totally recomend to everyone, stallone and caradine and others race in an american cross country "DEATH RACE" in the year 2000 and get points for killing people with their cars... but mayhem insues..... and there's hillarious old movie sex scenes

The worst/WORST was a movie I saw on tv years ago called "B movie" it was a B-movie about bees. It was so bad they even made a joke that "IF THIS WERE A MOVIE it would be called 'Bee Movie'"

So so horrible... yet I could not stop watching. Now I wish I had died

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Postby Fumbles » 11 Dec 2006, 22:49

The american version of godzilla
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Postby Wraith » 11 Dec 2006, 23:03

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