Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Murakami » 23 Aug 2010, 12:45

Granted. Your sleep schedule is reset to 'every ten minutes for half a minute'.

I wish my band had a gig again.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Drinnik » 23 Aug 2010, 17:27

Granted. The Antartic Exploration mission will pay you for one gig. You have to make your own way there and find your own accomodation.

I wish I could get Blame Canada out of my head.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Murakami » 23 Aug 2010, 23:02

Sorta Granted. Now you just have Canada in your head.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Evil Jim » 24 Aug 2010, 00:27

Arranged with spines inward? My specialty!

I wish I hadn't wasted the entire evening playing ClickQuest.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 24 Aug 2010, 04:37

granted: you didn't, you spent the entire evening playing desert bus.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 01 Sep 2010, 08:04

granted, but the servers crashed again and your back to level 1

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby wartjr2373 » 01 Sep 2010, 08:08

Granted, you're halfway decent, but you can only play Starcraft against pros, so you still lose all the time.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby JustAName » 01 Sep 2010, 08:10

Granted, you are given a task to count all the grains of sand in the world.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby EnglishMQ » 01 Sep 2010, 11:49

Granted, you must edit footage of grass growing (why does something like that need editing, it was a very bad camera man)

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 01 Sep 2010, 14:52

Granted, but you cannot reconcile this truth and end up committing suicide.

I wish I had enough life insurance so that it would cover my outstanding debts.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thatlaurachick » 01 Sep 2010, 15:45

Granted! But you now realize your wife has a good reason to kill you, and thus can never complain about anything, ever again. :)

I wish I had a dagger of time with rewind capability.


Edit: empath, this was before I read the venting thread, don't take it personally.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Drinnik » 01 Sep 2010, 15:48

Granted.

Yet you have nothing to power it.

I wish that my friends had social skills.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ottoman » 01 Sep 2010, 16:08

Granted! But now, they use those skills to become friends with extremely rich and influential people, and ditch you.

I wish my friends were more technologically competent.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 01 Sep 2010, 16:31

Ottoman wrote:Granted! But now, they use those skills to become friends with extremely rich and influential people, and ditch you.

I wish my friends were more technologically competent.


Granted, but they outstrip your own competence, look down on you, and end up estranging themselves from you; you die alone and forlorn.

I wish my wife could off me painlessly and blamelessly and be eligible to claim this suddenly sufficient life insurance.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby JustAName » 01 Sep 2010, 16:41

Granted, but she'll feel guilty about it for the rest of her life.

I wish I didn't feel so terrible about writing that.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Master Gunner » 01 Sep 2010, 16:51

Granted, you're completely erased from the timeline, and thus do not exist and cannot feel terrible for something you didn't write.

I wish Empath would win a significant amount of money with a lottery ticket he finds.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thatlaurachick » 01 Sep 2010, 17:04

Granted... he does. And I'm now banned from this game as I won't corrupt that wish.

I wish someone would make a wish for me.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ottoman » 01 Sep 2010, 18:44

Granted! But, it turns out to be so terrible that the whole thread gets locked down, and our consciousnesses must displace those in a parallel universe in which you didn't make that wish. And that was a pain.

I wish people would make sensible wishes.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby King Kool » 01 Sep 2010, 19:19

Granted. The next person who wishes becomes world emperor and you are now a slave along with the rest of your family and everyone you know.

I wish for butter.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ottoman » 01 Sep 2010, 19:47

Granted. You die of a heart att-

No. Wait. This is too easy. . .

Granted! You are simultaneously boiled and drowned as your city is covered by a tsunami of molten butter.

I wish my cats were more interesting.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby MotorWaffle » 01 Sep 2010, 20:26

Granted. Your cats are assassins, and you're the target.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby King Kool » 01 Sep 2010, 20:44

Granted. We still don't know what it means to 'bacon' something.

Also, you eventually get sick of bacon.

I wish for peace.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby falconknight06 » 01 Sep 2010, 22:07

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There you go

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Evil Jim » 01 Sep 2010, 22:30

Girlfriend? Sure! But just like many young men in Japan, your girlfriend is a 12" PVC statuette. Enjoy!

I wish I was better at diffusing stressful situations between friends.



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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby JustAName » 01 Sep 2010, 22:53

Granted. You now spend all your time mediating until you have a nervous breakdown.

I wish my friends weren't so broken.
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