Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 16 Mar 2013, 14:05

Granted, it's all written in Wingdings in a paper format.

I wish my keyboard didn't get so cold.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 16 Mar 2013, 14:10

Granted. I've set it on fire.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Kapol » 16 Mar 2013, 14:12

Granted. You've exchanged your ability to read with the ability to crochet.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 16 Mar 2013, 14:21

Granted but the ensuing causality paradox renders it as if it were never granted in the first place.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Kapol » 16 Mar 2013, 14:33

Granted, but now there are only 313 days in the year, and your sleep cycle quickly gets messed up by the way days now occur. On the plus side, no more leap years!

I wish that this wish would create a paradox which causes the first wish to occur while this wish does not.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 16 Mar 2013, 14:39

Granted. A side-effect to this paradox is to cause the first wish to become "I wish for a swarm of locusts to materialise into my kitchen".

I wish I had friends
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Mar 2013, 16:37

Wish granted. You had friends. They are dead.

I wish that when I lift my arms above my head then throw them down things would explode.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Lorithad » 16 Mar 2013, 18:50

Granted. The explosions that form are large enough to destroy a city block, and you die the first time you try your new found power.

I wish to be able to control the size of any given explosion in real time.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 17 Mar 2013, 02:56

Granted. To use this power you must be at the epicentre of any blast.

I wish to groove.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 17 Mar 2013, 03:35

Granted, I've dug one in your skull.

I wish I could still remember all that maths I had to know to pass my degree
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Lorithad » 17 Mar 2013, 16:52

Granted. However, upon obtaining your degree, you realise it was a waste of time, money, and energy. You spend the rest of your days serving coffee at starbucks.


I wish for more wishes.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 17 Mar 2013, 17:38

Granted, but each extra wish can only be another wish for more wishes which again, can only be wishes for more wishes, and so on.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Gap Filler » 21 Mar 2013, 15:41

Granted. Doesn't blindness rock?

I wish I weren't currently alive with maggots.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 22 Mar 2013, 08:47

Granted, you are not alive

I wish I had the budget to just buy a new handbow right now
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Mara Kalat » 22 Mar 2013, 09:50

Granted, the money was an advance payment and you are now contractually obligated to hunt down your loved ones.

I wish the world's financial inequality would disappear.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 22 Mar 2013, 10:39

Granted. Everyone classified as 'poor' has been murdered.

I wish I was professionally employed to blow stuff up
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby plummeting_sloth » 22 Mar 2013, 11:13

Done. You are tasked with blowing up everything and everyone you've ever loved. Forever.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby DSmaster21 » 22 Mar 2013, 11:34

Granted. You have $3.50.

I wish I never had to do homework again.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Lorithad » 22 Mar 2013, 15:12

Granted. You suddenly find yourself advanced in years to the point where you are no longer obligated to attend an educational institution. However, now you have no diploma, and lack the basic skills to succeed in the real world. You live an incredibly depressing life from then on, never knowing where your next meal will come from.


I wish I didn't feel compelled to actually put thought into how to corrupt peoples wishes.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby leapy » 22 Mar 2013, 16:05

Granted, you're brain dead.

I wish my boss would die, or just otherwise fuck off.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby nicholasmc1 » 22 Mar 2013, 20:15

Granted now you are the boss and your employies want you dead, you get assassinated and the cycle goes on.

I wish this bottle of coke was 100% larger...
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby DSmaster21 » 22 Mar 2013, 22:02

Granted this bottle has also been drunk out of by whatever disgusts you the most.

I wish that my DM was better.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby ex-Lurker » 23 Mar 2013, 01:39

Granted, your DM is now an expert in fucking up.

I wish for a pool of jello.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Lorithad » 23 Mar 2013, 13:14

Granted. Your pool of jello comes infested with ants.

I wish other people put more thought into corrupting my wishes in interesting and unique ways.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Mar 2013, 14:57

Granted. We put in so much thought that reality becomes distorted to the point where your wishes become genuinely corrupted in real life. You barely escape your first two attempts to wish your life better and end up scraping out a squalid existence in a ditch under a rotting tree, afraid to think a conscious thought lest you accidentally wish to improve your lot and destroy the planet. Eventually you go stark staring insane from the effort of avoiding thinking, gnaw off your own legs and drown in the subsequent pool of your own piss and blood.

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