Twilight rifftrax

sdhonda · Postby **sdhonda** » 21 Apr 2009, 20:03

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPi4FeH4dx4

I might actually rent this now (how to do so without getting awful looks, on the otherhand)...

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 21 Apr 2009, 21:29

I'd watch it but I won't pay to see Twilight again. A friend of mine saw it in the theater (for about the price of a RiffTrax) & MSTed it there. However, I do have another friend who buys most of the Rifftrax; I should con him into getting it & watch it together.

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 21 Apr 2009, 22:27

I plan on watching this one.

SamsonWest · Postby **SamsonWest** » 22 Apr 2009, 02:44

its a movie everyone should see anyways, just terrible. Laughably so.

Its entertaining in the same way watching a dude get hit in the nuts is you know its painful but you can't help but stare in horror.

Lord Chrusher · Postby **Lord Chrusher** » 22 Apr 2009, 02:49

How does Twilight compare to an Uwe Boll film?

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 22 Apr 2009, 03:48

Tough call... Settings are too different to make a good comparison, at least for me. Dragonball Evolution on the other hand, even Boll's movies got nothing on that one.

Emperor Gum · Postby **Emperor Gum** » 22 Apr 2009, 04:22

I'm sorry, but Twilight is nowhere near to the worst movie I've ever seen.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 22 Apr 2009, 04:35

As a regular at B-Fest, I have to agree.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 22 Apr 2009, 11:32

Today I was forced to listen to a recording of Margret Atwood doing a reading. Extrapolating from the two minutes I've seen of Twilight, the two minutes of Atwood is far, far, far worse than anything Twilight could be. Within seconds I was writhing on the ground with fingers in my ears shouting "lalalalalalala". This was in English Class. Sadly, I am not exaggerating. That woman should not be allowed to speak. Ever.

It was followed by T.S. Elliot reading The Waste Land. That was far more enjoyable.

Elomin Sha · Postby **Elomin Sha** » 22 Apr 2009, 11:41

Muriel's Wedding, I hanged myself in class then twittered.

goat · Postby **goat** » 22 Apr 2009, 16:38

Oh, god. As much as I'm sure that'd be hilarious, even just that youtube clip nearly induced vomiting.

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 22 Apr 2009, 17:20

All you need for a Twilight rifftrax is Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman saying "This sucks" in a cycle, on loop.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 22 Apr 2009, 19:02

I just took a quiz on Facebook about which character in Twilight i am most like. I got Edward Cullen.

Fuck.
Me.

Jillers · Postby **Jillers** » 22 Apr 2009, 19:11

tak197 wrote:I just took a quiz on Facebook about which character in Twilight i am most like. I got Edward Cullen.

Fuck.
Me.

There are no winners in a "Which Twilight Character Are You?" test.

Emperor Gum · Postby **Emperor Gum** » 23 Apr 2009, 00:20

Lyinginbedmon wrote:All you need for any movie is Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman saying "This sucks" in a cycle, on loop.

Fix'd. I'd watch it.

AeroCmdr · Postby **AeroCmdr** » 23 Apr 2009, 03:23

This is probably the only way I would see twilight unless payed to or for the childrens.

Of course I must say "Insert joke at Matt's expense here".

sdhonda · Postby **sdhonda** » 23 Apr 2009, 04:13

Suprised this thread has chugged ahead so far without one.

Bob The Magic Camel · Postby **Bob The Magic Camel** » 23 Apr 2009, 04:33

AeroCmdr wrote:Of course I must say "Insert joke at Matt's expense here".

Seeing as it is nearing 6 months since Matt's crepuscular torment, these jokes can be viewed as dead.

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