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Chief Leif's Brief Grief Beef

This beef jerky is fed with grass and antidepressants to help you hasten your mourning. Chief Leif's Brief Grief Beef. It provides relief from your grief. (Alternate: It steals grief like a thief.)

Sassy Lass Cass's Ass Brass

The award-winning trumpetist from ASS: The Musical provides this fine range of brass instruments for anal performance. Sassy Lass Cass's Ass Brass. Pass gas with class! (Alternate: It's too crass for Sunday mass.)